THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT FACEBOOK IN THE FIRST PLACE

[Krye]

I bet you'd want to get down with some wincest

[Ragnell]

Celebrate

[Shiroikage]

Only after we kissed and made up.

[Blarg]

I'm my own brother so I just deleted FB to avoid all the confusion over who would remove who.

[Kiro]

I have a bunch of religious relatives on FB that I added on purpose just so I could wreck their cute little Jesus bubbles with status updates and music that they probably think is "DEVILISH!".

Made for good convo during turkey day.

[Darkslitter]

If you're having family troubles I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but my ethnic background aint one.

[Day]

Crazy friend from elementary school is crazy and doesn't use facebook, but her less than crazy brother and sister do. Sister got added to my facebook...and now I get a friend request from her mother. Who is extremely crazy like the crazy friend.


Overly problem is crazy mom is a principal in the school district my mom teaches at (there are only two schools in the district). They know each other well.

WOAH

YOU"RE GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN.

[Charismatic]

I probably wouldn't even filter the motherfucker to be honest.

Speaking of facebook, who knows... I might finally cave and make one of these bitches soon enough..

[Day]

It's ok. It's kind of like adblock, once you get all the stupid fuckers hid, you only see the updates you care about. In theory.

[Charismatic]

I only really use adblock when there is really really gay shit on my screen so that if one of my buddies is around there is no chance they will see that shit.

See, around here you get dogged endlessly for any gay stuff... not that I can't handle it, but why deal with it when I can easily avoid it, right?

[Shiroikage]

It sounds like around here is around everywhere.

[Abandon]

Irish mothers? Try nigger mothers. Insane. STOP DATING THOSE WHITE GIRLS, STICK TO YOUR OWN RACE, WHY DO YOU HATE US SO MUCH

[Charismatic]

Irish mothers? Try nigger mothers. Insane. STOP DATING THOSE WHITE GIRLS, STICK TO YOUR OWN RACE, WHY DO YOU HATE US SO MUCH

My God.
They just don't even know.

[Cream Soda]

Ksandra, what's your facebook, nigger.

[The Blackrose]

Some days I just wonder what the thought was that went through the crack-addled head of the people behind Facebook to open it to the public.

I remember when it was first introduced and was strictly for college and university students. It was almost the perfect networking tool then. "Hey, party at x" "Fuck that shit, nothing but frat douches with shit beer. Go here instead." So you always knew where shit was happening.

Then they opened it up to high school students. OK, so now your party just became a guaranteed bust for underage drinking and you have a low to high probability to be nailed for statutory rape at some point.

Then, by some divine genius, the opened it to everyone. Now everyone and their mother (literally) has shown up to the party. Including the chach bags that you didn't want in the first place. Especially those douches walking around in military uniform that you've kicked out three times already.

And don't get me started on the layout...

[Sera]

Just ignore. She won't notice.

[Ksandra]

Ksandra, what's your facebook, nigger.

ya that's a good idea.

Some days I just wonder what the thought was that went through the crack-addled head of the people behind Facebook to open it to the public.

I remember when it was first introduced and was strictly for college and university students. It was almost the perfect networking tool then. "Hey, party at x" "Fuck that shit, nothing but frat douches with shit beer. Go here instead." So you always knew where shit was happening.

Then they opened it up to high school students. OK, so now your party just became a guaranteed bust for underage drinking and you have a low to high probability to be nailed for statutory rape at some point.

Then, by some divine genius, the opened it to everyone. Now everyone and their mother (literally) has shown up to the party. Including the chach bags that you didn't want in the first place. Especially those douches walking around in military uniform that you've kicked out three times already.

And don't get me started on the layout...

Well ya I think it's weird the older generation ries to get into it, but I am glad it's open to the puplic. I actually only made one to mess with the games on there lolol. But since then got back intouch with a lot of people I haven't talked to in years. Infact, one of my old neighbors I used to play with a lot also moved to cali and lives in LA (about an hour and a half from me), and my best friend from like 7th-10thgrade also moved to cali and lives about 2 hours from me. Kinda crazy how small the world is sometimes.

So it def has it's ups and downs.

[Killgannon]

filtering is your friend i filtered status updates and posts and stuff for most of my family, screw that bs i aint listening to replies that are total bullshit

[Despain]

Crazy friend from elementary school is crazy and doesn't use facebook, but her less than crazy brother and sister do. Sister got added to my facebook...and now I get a friend request from her mother. Who is extremely crazy like the crazy friend.


Overly problem is crazy mom is a principal in the school district my mom teaches at (there are only two schools in the district). They know each other well.


If I ignore the friend request she will talk to my mom about it, if I add her she'll talk to my mom about things that get posted on my facebook.


FUCK



ME

you're fucked.

[#686578]

I have a facebook by popular BG demand.