lesbians

[Day]

Aye.

[Falisa]

I am jealous

[Despain]

potential

[Day]

Did you eat marshmallows off your roommate's tits Day?

It's actually happened on 2 occasions now, and they try to pretend I made up this marshmallow game, I'm like yeah, I wish I was that kind of fucking genius.

[Falisa]

You should have had a threeway with them. Convince them it would spice up their sex life as a couple.

[Not Kuno]

Do you have pics?

[Day]

Yeah, I would fuck the smaller, cute one, but it ain't happening, some little fucking nerd in college already fucked that all up for us males chances of getting with her. Probably had a little dick. Fucking idiot.

Like I said... the asterisk... go for bi or hetero girls guys. Leave the lesbos alone, you'll be a much happier person.

[Not Kuno]

Lesbians and bi chicks are both allowed. And by bi I mean they're ok with another chick in a 3-way.

[Abandon]

Devil's threesome = no thanks. Two pairs of tits or gtfo

[Sol-Blackguy]

My female friends call me a lesbian, does that count?

[Despain]

Fucking opps.

[Faris]

i like to eat girls out, does that make me a lesbian?

[Day]

do you have a vagina instead of a penis?

[Yuri-G]

this thread is truth. it's like gay men who act all effeminate. hey, if I wanted pussy, I'd get pussy.

[Sol-Blackguy]

i like to eat girls out, does that make me a lesbian?

You gotta go hard, listen to Alanis Morissette and own a Siberian Husky.

[Yuri-G]

are you joking?

I am asking because I believe you are joking.

I mean. come on. Alanis Morissette?

at least go with something a little more dikey. say... Indigo Girls, Ani DiFranco, or if you're really hardcore, Ellis.

[Charismatic]

hey, if I wanted pussy, I'd get pussy.

Prove it.

[Faris]

do you have a vagina instead of a penis?

i think i can tuck it between my thighs and make it look like a have a vagina.
i'm sure all the boys have tried that before. hehe

[Sol-Blackguy]

are you joking?

I am asking because I believe you are joking.

I mean. come on. Alanis Morissette?

at least go with something a little more dikey. say... Indigo Girls, Ani DiFranco, or if you're really hardcore, Ellis.

Yea, I'm joking but the Siberian Husky thing is true. There's this study about what kind of dog you have which dictates your sexual practices/preferences. Freaks own Poodles and guys that like to eat the box own Huskies. Didn't even know it when I got my dog.

[Yuri-G]

if you honestly doubt that any gay man would have trouble getting pussy if he wanted to, you do not understand the faghag dynamic at all.