Roommate or his friend broke my mouse. Anyone have revenge ideas?

[Vandole]

My roommate or one of his friends(well, friend.) broke my g9 mouse while i was out with my girlfriend tonight. Anyone have any revenge ideas? i'm moving out on next friday, so i'm down for pretty much anything.

[altwight]

take his shit and force him to buy a new mouse -.-

[Fr34k]

You should text him at 3am sadfacing him about how you miss your mouse and you just want to know why he took it away from you. I heard this works pretty well.

[Pringles]

You should text him at 3am sadfacing him about how you miss your mouse and you just want to know why he took it away from you. I heard this works pretty well.

^^ this

[Ramzii]

You should text him at 3am sadfacing him about how you miss your mouse and you just want to know why he took it away from you. I heard this works pretty well.

Pretty much the best idea you'll find in this thread, might as well lock it now hahaha.

[Kiro]

Confront your roommate about it and see if he'll squeal and blame his friend. Either way make one of them pay for it.

[Vandole]

my roomie is the student body president, and his "friend" is my RA.

Not happening. already tried.

so i'm just gonna put a virus on both their pc's and ruin my roomies xbox. anyone have a better idea?

[altwight]

that's probably the worst idea you could come up with. i'd have to agree about texting him at 3am and saface'n him. works like a cockcharm

[Kiro]

The fuck cares if they're student body president / RA? Bitches aren't immune to doing the right thing because of their status in some stupid school. Tell the fucks to pay up for your destroyed property.

[Slapper]

You could always shit on his chest. My old guild leader did this to a women he once knew.

[arus2001]

Poke holes in his condoms. It's war, right?

[6souls]

dump a bunch of baby powder on his sheets then make the bed all nice and neat.

[archibaldcrane]

#1. Keylog him, obtaining access to his bank account.
#2. Buy the most expensive sweetest fancy mouse you can.
#3. Talk loudly about how your mouse somehow "mysteriously" got broken, and then tell him about this awesome new mouse you bought for $72.61 (be exact about the amount)
#4. Transfer exactly that amount from his bank account to yours.

[thestalkmore]

#1. Keylog him, obtaining access to his bank account.
#2. Buy the most expensive sweetest fancy mouse you can.
#3. Talk loudly about how your mouse somehow "mysteriously" got broken, and then tell him about this awesome new mouse you bought for $72.61 (be exact about the amount)
#4. Transfer exactly that amount from his bank account to yours.

Felony charges for $72.61. Awesome plan.

[Guitarman]

buy a medium sized fish and hide it deep in the heating duct, or shit in a cookie jar or anyplace they'll stick their hand without looking first.

[archibaldcrane]

#1. Lube up your asshole.
#2. Grab your ankles.

K.

[SamanosukeShiva]

poop on his bed

[miokomioko]

Put butter on the tile floor.

[antihero]

huff some duster

[Cesaria]

We did attempt to dye one of our uni housemates pink at one point while at college. She then threatened to sue us for using the bathroom after she did naff all work all year and then flipped out and went completely bonkers when she realized she actually had to try to pass her exams.