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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Do u whistle while you twurk?
    i can't whistle

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    It's only acceptable if you pee in her butt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz View Post
    i can't whistle
    try using your anus.

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    Whole thread is assuming he has the chance to fuck.

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    Shiro with the real talk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    Don't even consider it. If you're dumb enough to do this, you deserve what you're going to get (which btw, is castration/shot/throat slit.)
    ftfy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    Shut yo dumb ass up. I promise you, if I found out my wife was fucking some dude at work, that nigga would come up missing. Don't open that can of worms, it'll end badly, I PROMISE you.
    If that was the case, the bitch ass wife should turn up missing too. Takes two to tango.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Do u whistle while you twurk?
    only if ying yang is in this thang
    Quote Originally Posted by WyldFyre View Post
    If that was the case, the bitch ass wife should turn up missing too. Takes two to tango.
    so does making a thing go right

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    Nigga ignore all this vanilla ass advice in this thread, you rip that shit apart. Older woman will teach you a thing or two for one, for two she has an established credit line and a second mortgage, you eat the asshole and let her sit on your face and all sorts of shit her husband won't do you'll be on monthly shopping sprees in no-time.

    She doesn't want a boyfriend or a new husband, she wants a real_niggas cock to jump on the side. Rip that sloppy mess apart and get yourself some new kicks and a car stereo. Be smart and don't give it to her every time she wants it. Be a mothafuckin' boss and get yours kid then cut that shit loose, you only live once.

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    tags

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