NFL Week 13: Keep the Cristal on ice Mercury...

[Mizango]

lol i dont think the cowboys are the greatest team ever or anything like that, hell ive expected them to lose almost every game this season. Miles austin is decent, no all star, RW hasnt done shit this year and i wish we never traded those draft picks for him.
Ratliff is a beast tho even if he does do a dumb gorilla pound after everything he does

See, that's the first honest thing you've said about Dallas. Thank you.

Now, if you would have said that PUBLICLY over the course of the season....

[melbufrauma]

Lets compare how many UT alumni are starters in the NFL vs whatever college you root for

[Mizango]

Outside of Kyo and Striker no Cowboy fan here has ever predicted a loss or given an honest critique of their team. I said team, not blaming Wade or Garret for shitty play calling. I'm talking about Barber running like a pussy and being a far worse RB than Choice, Romo sucking it up as normal etc.

[tyven]

Supporting your team isn't bad, dick riding is the real crime. I mean when your team sucks call it what it is. Headspace was the butt of Bungle jokes for a long time, look at me and Carolina. Abandon and Deejay in regards to the Giants etc...

The amount of dick sucking you guys serve up every week is nauseating. So far this season we've learned that Miles Austin is a first ballot hall of famer after getting off versus the Chiefs. It is ok for Fatliff to celebrated after making a tackling AP 47 yards down the field, its ok for Roy Williams to suck since he is a UT alum and the list goes on...

bolded for epic use of the english language, also bolded for epic truth because if anyone can chase down adrian peterson its jay ratliff

[MrW]

Bills come out with a victory tonight because unlike Trent Edwards who doesn't even look downfield Fitzpatrick will close his eyes and chuck that shit. Lynch and Jackson take care of the rest on offense. Bills pass D has been pretty solid all year and will probably be responsible for at least one score. Jones is gonna get his but he can't do it by himself.

Also, lolCowboys. The Ghost of Don Beebe has put a hex on you!

[melbufrauma]

See, that's the first honest thing you've said about Dallas. Thank you.

Now, if you would have said that PUBLICLY over the course of the season....

eh, im not gonna its embarrassing at times to be a cboy fan with the amount of fail they can produce every season.

[Chun Liroy]

I agree with Melbu. Part of the "dick riding fest" for Miles is mainly because i've been rooting for him for the past 3 years, and the fact that he's from NJ. He has some work to do, but he has some potential. He's on pace for 1300~ yards and didn't even play in the first 4 games. R.W. is a piece of shit, I've said this countless times, Ratliff is good, but yeah gorilla pound thing after a 50yd run is retarded. I really don't see the dick riding week after week. More like "YES we survived another game."

[Mizango]

Lets compare how many UT alumni are starters in the NFL vs whatever college you root for

Purdue? We have Jesus and an MVP candidate. Typical Texan, Im sure you itching to name drop Earl Campbell right? Were talking players you've actually watched play and no, Limas Sweed is not a good player. Wanna talk about Chris Simms and Derrick Johnson?

Hell Ill make it fair and do you one better and compare lolTarheel football alum that are more of an impact than Longhorms.

[Mizango]

bolded for epic use of the english language, also bolded for epic truth because if anyone can chase down adrian peterson its jay ratliff

Yeah, fail edit is fail.

[melbufrauma]

Purdue? We have Jesus and an MVP candidate. Typical Texan, Im sure you itching to name drop Earl Campbell right? Were talking players you've actually watched play and no, Limas Sweed is not a good player. Wanna talk about Chris Simms and Derrick Johnson?

Hell Ill make it fair and do you one better and compare lolTarheel football alum that are more of an impact than Longhorms.

i dont watch the steelers, limas sweed hasnt done shit in the nfl lol. Chris simms is epic fail.
Earl cambell? no im talking about current players i dont give a shit about the geezers of the past

[Chun Liroy]

Outside of Kyo and Striker no Cowboy fan here has ever predicted a loss or given an honest critique of their team. I said team, not blaming Wade or Garret for shitty play calling. I'm talking about Barber running like a pussy and being a far worse RB than Choice, Romo sucking it up as normal etc.

Ok this is gonna sound homerific, but to be honest the whole year we've had a chance to win each game so far. Our schedule was weak up until now.
For the Choice thing: See sig. Pretty sure I mention "if romo doesn't suck" at least once every week.

[Mizango]

i dont watch the steelers, limas sweed hasnt done shit in the nfl lol. Chris simms is epic fail.
Earl cambell? no im talking about current players i dont give a shit about the geezers of the past

Johnson sucks.
Ricky is the goddamn man.
Jamal Charles is meh.
Huff sucks.
Huff sucks.
Sweed Sucks.
Orakpo is a rookie but playing well.
Quan Cosby sucks

etc...

[Mizango]

Ok this is gonna sound homerific, but to be honest the whole year we've had a chance to win each game so far. Our schedule was weak up until now.
For the Choice thing: See sig. Pretty sure I mention "if romo doesn't suck" at least once every week.

Jury is still out of you, youre earning your stripes slowly.

[melbufrauma]

Cedric Benson, Jamaal Charles, Ricky Williams, Quentin Jammer, Vince Young (cant deny he is doing good this season and helped turn the titans around once again), Bo Scaife, Ahmard Hall, Michael Griffin, Cedric Griffin, Nathan Vasher, Aaron ross, Orakpo

[Mizango]

Benson has been good for 10 games in his whole career.

[melbufrauma]

well he is the leauges 2nd rusher this season.. behind the freak that is Chris johnson

[Mizango]

Jammer is overrated as fuck, he almost got beat out back in the day by Tay Cody. Vasher is famous for what? A 108 yard FG return for a TD? C'mon man hahaha

Talk about Mike Williams fat ass. Who besides Robert Gallery sucks at being a Guard and Tackle? All you have to do is be fat and block.

[tyven]

none of them can touch Ko Simpson and Sidney Rice, GAMECOCKS BITCH

[Mizango]

well he is the leauges 2nd rusher this season.. behind the freak that is Chris johnson

Yes he is, it only took him 6 years to have 10 good games. In that case Lawrence Phillips was a fucking stud.

[melbufrauma]

i just went down the list haha:

AFC
Buffalo Bills (4-7)
OT Jonathan Scott helped the Bills offense gain 375 total yards (129 rushing/246 passing) in Buffalo’s 31-14 victory over the Miami Dolphins.

Cincinnati Bengals (8-3)
RB Cedric Benson was not active due to injury in the Bengals' 16-7 win over the Cleveland Browns. WR/PR Quan Cosby returned five punts for 49 yards with a long of 12.

Cleveland Browns (1-10)
NT Shaun Rogers recorded four tackles, a sack and a quarterback hurry in Cleveland’s 16-7 loss to the Cincinnati Bengals. K Phil Dawson went 1-for-1 on PATs.

Denver Broncos (7-4)
QB Chris Simms did not play in Denver’s 26-6 victory over the New York Giants.

Houston Texans (5-6)
OG Kasey Studdard helped the Texans offense gain 406 total yards (122 rushing/284 passing) in Houston’s 35-27 loss to the Indianapolis Colts. DT Frank Okam was not active.

Kansas City Chiefs (3-8)
RB Jamaal Charles rushed 14 times for 93 yards with a long of 31 and a touchdown and caught three passes for 54 yards in Kansas City’s 43-14 loss to the San Diego Chargers. Charles also returned two kickoffs for 61 yards with a long of 45. LB Derrick Johnson recorded three tackles.

Miami Dolphins (5-6)
RB Ricky Williams rushed 27 times for 115 yards and a touchdown in Miami’s 31-14 loss to the Buffalo Bills.

Oakland Raiders (3-8)
S Michael Huff recorded four tackles and two passes defended in Oakland’s 24-7 loss to the Dallas Cowboys.

Pittsburgh Steelers (6-5)
NT Casey Hampton recorded three tackles in Pittsburgh’s 20-17 loss to the Baltimore Ravens. WR Limas Sweed did not record any statistics. OT Tony Hills helped Pittsburgh’s offense gain 298 total yards (153 rushing/145 passing).

San Diego Chargers (8-3)
CB Quentin Jammer recorded five tackles, an interception, a forced fumble and a pass defended in San Diego’s 43-14 victory over the Kansas City Chiefs.

Tennessee Titans (5-6)
QB Vince Young completed 27-of-43 pass attempts for a career-high 387 yards and a game-winning touchdown as time expired and rushed for eight yards in Tennessee’s 20-17 victory over the Arizona Cardinals. Young passed for 94 yards on the 99-yard game-winning touchdown drive. TE Bo Scaife caught five passes for 66 yards with a long of 22. FB Ahmard Hall caught two passes for 10 yards. S Michael Griffin recorded four tackles and a TFL and returned one kickoff for 20 yards.

NFC
Arizona Cardinals (7-4)
C Lyle Sendlein helped the Cardinals offense gain 295 total yards (75 rushing/220 passing) in Arizona’s 20-17 loss to the Tennessee Titans.

Atlanta Falcons (6-5)
OG Justin Blalock helped the Falcons offense gain 333 total yards (75 rushing/258 passing) in Atlanta’s 20-17 victory over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Chicago Bears (4-7)
CB Nathan Vasher recorded three tackles in Chicago’s 36-10 loss to the Minnesota Vikings. DE Henry Melton was not active.

Dallas Cowboys (8-3)
WR Roy Williams caught two passes for 15 yards and a touchdown in Dallas’ 24-7 victory over the Oakland Raiders. OG Leonard Davis helped the Cowboys offense gain 504 total yards (195 rushing/309 passing).

Green Bay Packers (6-5)
TE Jermichael Finley caught three passes for 25 yards in Green Bay’s 34-12 victory over the Detroit Lions.

Minnesota Vikings (10-1)
CB Cedric Griffin recorded four tackles, an interception, a TFL and a pass defended in Minnesota’s 36-10 victory over the Chicago Bears. LS Cullen Loeffler helped K Ryan Longwell go 3-for-3 on FGs and 3-for-3 on PATs. DE Brian Robison did not record any statistics.

New Orleans Saints (11-0)
TE David Thomas caught one pass for 25 yards in New Orleans’ 38-17 victory over the New England Patriots.

New York Giants (6-5)
CB Aaron Ross did not record any statistics in the Giants’ 26-6 loss to the Denver Broncos.

San Francisco 49ers (5-6)
CB Tarell Brown recorded five tackles and a pass defended in San Francisco’s 20-3 victory over the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Seattle Seahawks (5-7)
DE Cory Redding recorded two tackles, a sack and a quarterback hurry in Seattle’s 27-17 victory over the St. Louis Rams. LB D.D. Lewis recorded a tackle on special teams.

St. Louis Rams (1-10)
RB Chris Ogbonnaya was not active in St. Louis’ 27-17 loss to the Seattle Seahawks.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-10)
DE Tim Crowder recorded three tackles, 1.5 sacks, a TFL, two quarterback hurries, a pass defended and a fumble recovery in Tampa Bay’s 20-17 loss to the Atlanta Falcons. DT Roy Miller recorded two tackles and a pass defended.

Washington Redskins (3-8)
LB/DE Brian Orakpo recorded three tackles and a pass defended in Washington’s 27-24 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles. OG Derrick Dockery and OT Mike Williams helped the Redskins offense gain 313 total yards (82 rushing/231 passing).