NFL Week 13: Keep the Cristal on ice Mercury...

[Tyche]

Brees is probably listed at 6'0. More like 3'11" though.

[Plow]

Hilarious how McCown can't even hit man sized targets at the same range half the time, while Brees is like "oh 4 inches at 20 yards? npnp"



Also, while there's nothing wrong with Rivers other than being a dumb bitch, it's kinda scary how good the Chargers could have been this whole time with Brees. Especially with Sproles being everything Reggie Bush ever dreamed of, if they had gotten Fitz instead of Rivers... yeah, insanity.

[Weltall]

Peyton>Brees baby!

[Lbelle]

that was a cool vid

[braaaanch]

Why single out Brees? Not to hate on the guy, but I'd think even the shittiest NFL QB is in the top 50 in the world for being able to accurately throw a football.

delhomme etc

[Plow]

Oh, and Vince would've gone 11 out of 10.

[Mizango]

For comparison, one of the McCown QBs (I know there's Josh and another guy, forgot which it was) wasn't even able to hit 50% of the targets

Dont talk about Jake's back up that way! Man we have an eye for talent don't we? lol

McCown was Jake's backup up until he got injured vs Philly and is now out for the season thankfully.

[Mizango]

Oh, and Vince would've gone 11 out of 10.

Personal attacks. Reported.

[Plow]

Personal attacks. Reported.

real talk dawg


He woulda got to the 10th one and been like fuck it, taken a ball in each hand, run at full speed, thrown the one in his right hand at the 25 yard marker, then taken off in an MJ slow motion free throw line jump from 20 yards out and smashed the other one through the target before he landed right beside it.




And then taken his shirt off and started grinding on McCown.

[Headspace]

Oh, and Vince would've gone 11 out of 10.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...aila/sig-1.jpg

[Plow]

[.img]http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/lailalaila/sig-1.jpg[/img]

a challenger appears?

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/u...ng_drunk31.jpg

[Stiker]

a challenger appears?

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/u...ng_drunk31.jpg

Clearly his gay lover center.

[Olo401]

Ratliff is a beast tho even if he does do a dumb gorilla pound after everything he does

http://mattkirsch.files.wordpress.co...05/gorilla.jpg

[Plow]

Clearly his gay lover center.

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/ima...tneedsahug.jpg


Is Vince Young gonna have to kiss a bitch?

[Weltall]

I'm loving the inVinceable love....

[Kyo]

a challenger appears?

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/u...ng_drunk31.jpg

http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o...cket/11221.jpg

[Weltall]

What you missed was him popping right back up, driving 99 yards, beating USC, shooting 4 Jags with 1 shotgun blast, backslapping Petey C, and handing the ball off the Barry Sanders.

Oh, and getting crunk.

[archibaldcrane]

Part of me really wants to say "Ray Rice isn't going to be able to do shit running the football against the #1 defense in yards allowed in the NFL - he might catch a few screen passes, but that's why Clay Matthews is on our team. And it's not like they're going to have any other offense - Charles Woodson will cover all 3 of their shitty wide receivers at once. And if they do score a time or two? C'mon man, we have Aaron Rodgers dominating their shitty secondary time and time again. Between finding the short passing game and better O-Line play (only 3 sacks allowed over the last two games) he'll have time to pick them apart no problem."

And then the other part of me remembers when I declared the Bucs a gimme game.

[Headspace]

Aki, did you hear Colin slobbing over Carsons dick talking about how the Bengals are really good and full of "all americans", to go on to say how they're a "one year wonder" full of "cast-offs" 5 minutes later when he was talking to Jerome Bettis?

Colin's got balls.

[Plow]

I'm starting to think nobody got my implication with that pic but anyway.

http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o...cket/11221.jpg

Funny coincidence:

This

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...a/sadvince.jpg

was the year before this

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...109_large1.jpg



The funnier coincidence is that it was the last time he lost a game in college football.