NFL Week 13: Keep the Cristal on ice Mercury...

[Mizango]

That's not a TD.

[Mizango]

Goddamn I hate that motherfucker. Hate is clouding my vision.

[Plow]

was actually extremely obvious that it is

http://sports.espn.go.com/photo/2008..._young_300.jpg

[Mizango]

Bullshit TD.

[Mizango]

Goddammit, I got to ESPN.com and see his bitch ass on the homepage. Garbage ass nigga is still garbage. Give Chris Johnson his props and stop sucking this bitches dick already.

[Plow]

Don't worry brah, you'll learn. He's never down.

http://18to88.com/Articles/vince.jpg

http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images...en_feature.jpg

[Plow]

He's like Chris Johnson if Chris Johnson was half Barry Sanders half Peyton Manning and half Rocky.

[archibaldcrane]

He's like Chris Johnson if Chris Johnson was half Barry Sanders half Peyton Manning and half Rocky.

And half Liberace.

[QuePsiXI]

Goddammit, I got to ESPN.com and see his bitch ass on the homepage. Garbage ass nigga is still garbage. Give Chris Johnson his props and stop sucking this bitches dick already.

AP respect CJ enough to have to cheat to be as fast as him.
Vikings' Peterson ticketed for driving 109 mph

[Mizango]

Plow I am really starting to hate your fucking guts.

[QuePsiXI]

He's like Chris Johnson if Chris Johnson was half Barry Sanders half Peyton Manning and half Rocky.

That is 150%!!!

And half Liberace.

That is 200%!!!

"This mall is the ----! It has two Foot Lockers....
THREE Mother f------ Foot Lockers!"

I'm definitely watching that when I get home. Partially because I probably butchered it.

[Valisk]

NY Jets at Buffalo
Philadelphia at Atlanta
St. Louis at Chicago
Detroit at Cincinnati
Oakland at Pittsburgh
Tennessee at Indianapolis
Denver at Kansas City
New England at Miami
New Orleans at Washington
Tampa Bay at Carolina
Houstonat Jacksonville
San Diego at Cleveland
Dallas at NY Giants
San Francisco at Seattle
Minnesota at Arizona
Baltimore at Green Bay

[Mizango]

Matt Moore is going to lead us to victory. Our playoff run begins now!

[QuePsiXI]

Matt Moore is going to lead us to victory. Our playoff run begins now!

Get out. You have been cheering on the Panthers to lose all year, now you want us to run the table and go to the playoffs?

Playoffs! PLAYOFFS!?

I'ma sic the Coors Light improvisational comedy crack team on you to kill you with their overused and saturated commercial concept.

[Mizango]

lol Nah fuck playoffs, that means more Foxy. I want Moore to throw for 500+ yards a game in embarrassing loses, that will suffice until Cowher gets into camp and takes over this sinking ship.

[Cephius]

lol Nah fuck playoffs, that means more Foxy. I want Moore to throw for 500+ yards a game in embarrassing loses, that will suffice until Cowher gets into camp and takes over this sinking ship.

Cowher is going to Cleveland, enjoy your Mangenius

[Devolver]

Cowher is going to Cleveland, enjoy your Mangenius

What the fuck is going on in here?

[Stiker]

Cowher is going to Notre Dame, enjoy your Weis

Fixed for blind hope.

[Valisk]

Outside of Kyo and Striker no Cowboy fan here has ever predicted a loss or given an honest critique of their team.

You're full of it bro. We get it, you're anti-Cowboys but shut the fuck up already. You don't have to rip off someone's head just because they won't ride YOUR dick instead of the Cowboys. The Cowboys suck, we get it. You want their fans to stfu and pick against them every game, we get it. No one is questioning your anti-Cowboy fanhood so why do you rep it so hard every week? What are you trying to prove? Who are you trying to conVINCE? We get it YOUNGster.

[QuePsiXI]

Oh snap.