NFL Week 13: Keep the Cristal on ice Mercury...

[Cephius]

Hey, anything to distract them from what's going on on the field, amirite?

PLEASE IGNORE THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN

[Serif]

So like King Kong in 3D?

[Tyche]

My wife is NOT going, absolutely, positively not. Oh welt, we're going to have so much fun. I swear to god you will hate me before I leave.

[Mizango]

Hey, anything to distract them from what's going on on the field, amirite?

PLEASE IGNORE THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN

lol exactly. If you consistently put a shitty product on the field you have to hide it somehow. I mean, how else can you not win a meaningful game since 1996 and still build a billion dollar stadium? Either the people in Texas are fucking stupid or the people in Texas are fucking stupid.

Here you go guys! Stare at these pretty lights ooooooooooooooooh ahhhhhhhhhh.

[Tyche]

And that's a gimme.

[Weltall]

So we might have 2 more...lets fill um then!

Titanss where u @!?

[archibaldcrane]

Rex Ryan said he had the #1 ranked defense yesterday too, I'm still trying to figure out exactly how. So grats, you're #1 alongside the Jets, or something.

Jets were #1 in yards allowed for 4 days. They got to play the Bills on Thursday, so they shut them down and leaped the Packers in yards allowed per game, until the Packers shut down the Ravens and re-took the spot.

[Mizango]

So like King Kong in 3D?

That made my day <3 Monkey ass niggas in high def.

[Weltall]

My wife is NOT going, absolutely, positively not. Oh welt, we're going to have so much fun. I swear to god you will hate me before I leave.

Most likely, I'll just be laughing at you since MIA is going to be losing....

Barry Sanders to run for a buck fiddy

[Tyche]

If the persian is unable to go, I'll be mightily disappointed.

[Nyx]

lol exactly. If you consistently put a shitty product on the field you have to hide it somehow. I mean, how else can you not win a meaningful game since 1996 and still build a billion dollar stadium? Either the people in Texas are fucking stupid or the people in Texas are fucking stupid.

Here you go guys! Stare at these pretty lights ooooooooooooooooh ahhhhhhhhhh.

Must not take the bait...

[Mizango]

Must not take the bait...

Oh c'mon...

[Mizango]

You're stupid, you know you want to.

[Tyche]

Nyx, if you want to go to the game, you can sleep with me on Welt's floor.

[Stiker]

Seriously, if Jerry does that, I hope he gets scared shitless by a 3-D image of Ratliff pounding the ground and he falls out of his fucking suite.

Fucking retarded shit is retarded.

[Tyche]

I'll make room.

[Kyo]

Jerry should just show a porno during the game.

[Nyx]

Nyx, if you want to go to the game, you can sleep with me on Welt's floor.

I was referring to Miz's post.

[Rem]

Must not take the bait...

But it's so delicious, you must have a bite!

[Weltall]

I got room for Nyx and her Cowboys....in the kitchen...cooking my pancakes.