Dear Ladies of Spam

[SilverBreeze]

Best way to shut a girl up is to fuck her so good she goes to sleep right after

[Antithesis]

Best way to shut a girl up is to fuck her so good she goes to sleep right after

Sounds likes Lbelle.

[Falisa]

I get hyper after good sex x: Guy wants to pass out and I'm like "LETS GO DO SOMETHING"

[Linliel]

I get sleepy (only if it's good!) I'm such a guy

[SilverBreeze]

I get hyper after good sex x: Guy wants to pass out and I'm like "LETS GO DO SOMETHING"

Fuck that lol.

If I get fucked the way I like to be fucked, and he gets his too, the best thing to do is to curl up and go to sleep lol.

After I get off a couple times I get so sleepy, so i really can't complain about guys getting off and wanting to go to bed (that's why they get off LAST)

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Some guys deserve the surprise pinky in the asshole.

Especially if you're the kind that slips out and tries to "accidently" put it back in the wrong hole.

You know who you are.

sup

take out the accidentally though, I put a megaphone to her ear and announce it

like a boss

[Ikarys]

I'm just not dressing up in leather and metal

uh oh, is this something people are only supposed to do in the bedroom? my bad.

[Callisto]

well uh I mean I'm not the one hanging out at The Mission, you tell me

[Ikarys]

well uh I mean I'm not the one hanging out at The Mission, you tell me

distinctly not as I remember it

[#686578]

guys act different around their girlfriend versus around their friends

guys are idiots around their own friends, and they don't want the girlfriend to see that, also her friends (other girls) are more attractive than you (guys)

your friend won't let loose around her friends, when he needs to be himself he'll have a guys night and chill with you guys


it's really probably better to keep it that way

I am exactly the same around my friends, my girlfriend, and her friends. My girlfriend is one of my bestfriends sisters, there's no reason for me to not act the same.

[#686578]

Actually that's not true, I'm much more of an asshole when around her friends, because her friends are fucking stupid and I dont hold no punches.

[SilverBreeze]

Again, if you need to act differently with your boyfriend/girlfriend around your friends, maybe you need a new girlfriend/boyfriend.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

don't hold back Ivve

[#686578]

I know guys who like it up the ass but that doesn't mean they are gay /shrug.

Wrong. Taking things in your ass does mean you're gay.

[#686578]

A night with a guy really depends on how quick he is at getting it back up after he gets off.

A night with a girl is usually more fun because of that reason.

I literally cannot get off under 10 min, average 45min, and have no downtime.

Also, I'm gay, so I would take it up the ass.

[SilverBreeze]

God Ivve you make me so wet when you rant like that.

My house, 20 minutes, go.

[#686578]

[Stumblingdrunk]

there's no excuse for picking all the onions, tomatoes, mushrooms, and carrots out of your meal if you are over the age of 10.

I'm allergic to mushrooms, i miss them so much Q_Q

[Falisa]

I don't blame them for taking out their onions because they are disgusting

[_chuchu]

red onions are pretty fiya.