Dear Ladies of Spam

[#686578]

there's no excuse for picking all the onions, tomatoes, mushrooms, and carrots out of your meal if you are over the age of 10.

Disagree. Tomatoes, mushrooms, and carrots are disgusting.

[Kiro]

Gotta agree with tomatoes. I don't like the texture at all. Mushrooms are fuckin' boss though. Carrots are just.. carrots.

[Sera]

If I wanted to jump through hoops in bed I'd fuck a circus seal

LMAO, someone needs to save this quote

red onions are pretty fiya.

red onions are bomb, other onions are inferior

[Kyo]

I dont like onions in salad, but I'll eat them pretty much any other way.

FYI Vidalia Onions carmalized on a mushroom and swiss burger. /wet dreams.

Also dont like cucumbers at all.

[Colenzo]

Most people are only slightly smarter then your average rock. Penis or not.

out

[Falisa]

Pretty much any crunchy vegetable is gross to me. Cucumber, Pickle, Bellpepper, onions etc.

Tomatoes are awesome in burgers. And mushrooms are very awesome no matter what.

[Kyo]

At least you get mushrooms right.

[_chuchu]

diced pickles, some mayo, ground pepper, and saltines (or ritz crackers) make my day

[Colenzo]

god I fucking love mushrooms @.2

[SilverBreeze]

I can't stand mushrooms. I had a bad experience with them before, they were gross and slimy and I haven't eaten a mushroom since. A lot of people tell me to try them again but I just keep thinking back to that time and puking and its just ugh...

[Shiroikage]

It's called conditioned taste aversion or Sauce-Béarnaise syndrome. I couldn't eat chicken for years after I had a bout of gastroenteritis after eating it.

It's a very good example of conditioning and it's very resistant to extinction. It's not hard to imagine why something like this happens.

[Antithesis]

Pretty much any crunchy vegetable is gross to me. Cucumber, Pickle, Bellpepper, onions etc.

Tomatoes are awesome in burgers. And mushrooms are very awesome no matter what.

Don't forget vegetable in sushi rock too =o

[Day]

I want to get high with Ivve but her BF is big and black.

[Day]

err husband?

[Antithesis]

err husband?

Correct. You can be Ivve's mistress though

[Day]

I don't even want to fuck. I'm not a homewrecker, I just want to smoke a blunt and go on some rants about some shit.

[Antithesis]

I don't even want to fuck. I'm not a homewrecker, I just want to smoke a blunt and go on some rants about some shit.

Blasphemy.

[Day]

Well, lets say it's not my intentions, and I would be a gentleman.

However if she were single, I'd disprove the "once you go black" theory.

[Howard Roark]

Depends on the chick really.

I know girls who only want sex like maybe once a month, any more than that is a chore.

I make it a point to know NO girls like that


and 5-6 times a day is pointless, I'm getting numb-ish after 4

[Howard Roark]

I'll eat any vegetable so long as it's prepared properly

uncooked, merely sliced onions, 6 of them at that in my burger? uh hi I'd like to taste everything else please, anything that makes your breath that stank, god I could even smell it on my fingers after and it still lingered through mint gum, onions should really be optional

also not cooked enough cauliflower is like eating 7 day old muffins