Dear Ladies of Spam

[richardd]

I'll eat any vegetable so long as it's prepared properly

uncooked, merely sliced onions, 6 of them at that in my burger? uh hi I'd like to taste everything else please, anything that makes your breath that stank, god I could even smell it on my fingers after and it still lingered through mint gum, onions should really be optional

also not cooked enough cauliflower is like eating 7 day old muffins

man, at my old job, i used to hate this guy who had sliced purple onions on his sub. you cant even smell anything else throughout the office just from the strong smell it has naturally. ugh. and you KNOW his breath stank. my boss gave him orbit winterfresh gum as a joke, but it still didnt help his stank breath

but idc how my veggies are prepared, i'd eat em raw tbh, even green peas. i even eat my tomatoes like i eat my apples

[Falisa]

See I can't do that with a tomato, even though I like them on anything. Can't just grab one and take a bite out of one. My grandpa and mother love to just slice them up, put salt and pepper on them and eat the slices.

And if someone is coming over to your place with mcdonalds, yeah I can understand how you feel Ivve. Shit is gross. Especially if they complain or anything when they eat your food. Although I normally don't eat those vegetables, I'm not going "OH GOD ONIONS WHAT WHY!?" *takes them out of salad dramatically*

[Beckwin]

onions might be the best vegetables.

I can't think of any other with a taste that transforms so much depending on how you prepare them.

goddam onions rock.

[Howard Roark]

I forgot, again, to say hold the onions today, at Wendy's and let's just say no ladies are comin my way any time soon til I get some gum

dice em like McDonald's, cook 'em a little to soften the bite of the strong smell, anything



you don't put a clove of garlic in something yet garlic can be the perfect touch

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[Tsuki]

A+ thread wra. a few minor observances:

@OP: girlfriend doesn't need to be a slut/bitch/douchebag for your friend to quit hanging out with you. There's a lot of reasons, and you won't know any of em unless you ask straight up and give examples (is she shy...? etc.). despite my persona around my friends and family, I'm am EXTREMELY shy around people I don't know, even my boyfriend's family and certainly his friends. If the relationship is new, and in "high passion phase", don't kid yourself, bro doesn't even know you exist, and it's nothing personal. that's just a few examples, but if you really want to know, drop in and be straight up and point-blank to both of them.

@Guy with no money for clothes or want/need. Vanity is attractive. Just a little bit goes a long way. Also I feel bad for your woman, if you have any. dude you sound lazy as fuck, and not just in bed. how in the hell do you think woman are gonna be attracted to that, remotely? I debated putting this as a footnote since I'm almost positive if i don't you will misinterpret, so let me just tack it on here: you don't have to do much to attract the type of girl you're interested. you might think its shallow, but its just the truth that sizing up men has a lot to do with presentation. maybe a couple more nice shirts (ironed) and a new pair of shoes will go a long way. you don't have to go overboard but despite what you want to think, woman ARE looking at what you're wearing. also what the fuck at no foreplay. Not puritan, my ass.

Falisa/Ivve/Ksandra/Silverbreeze represent <3

Also tomatoes on burgers make them messy, but still good. and what the fuck at allowing fat people in your house with fast food. THAT shit is on YOU. otherwise, awesome rants.

[Linliel]

lol

[Tsuki]

who cares if she doesn't like onions or salad, make the fatty repent. it's your house afterall and you went through the trouble to make that awesome salad. you should actually invite her over for dinner and sit next to her to purposely slap her hand everytime she tries to pick out something, or anyone else for that matter, if its not for saving her from obesity it can be because touching shit w/those nasty fingers is bad enough.

[Charismatic]

Who the fuck are you?

[Tsuki]

just someone catching up, lol.

[Charismatic]

[Tsuki]

oh noes im invading ur spamz. u mad?

[Charismatic]

Improper usage of 'you mad'.

GET DIRECTLY THE FUCK OUT! DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200!

[Tsuki]

Improper usage of 'you mad'.

GET DIRECTLY THE FUCK OUT! DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200!

awww that's cute.

[Abandon]

wait, wait. There might be a vag attached to this one. I'm gonna put in a temporary pass here. Let's see the goods. No goods or awesomely dirty talk about the snatch.... then

[Charismatic]

I'm against it but since it's you man, I'll let it slide.

[Tsuki]

well, i think it'd be pretty gay of me if i was a guy and said all the shit i just did, lol. and that would mean my name is pretty gay too lol. if you must know, yes vag, no to skanky shit, and snow days are fun. so excuse the fuck out of me if i invade for a bit, too bad

[Falisa]

Unless Linliel gives the a-ok, it's a no go.