Dear Ladies of Spam

[Antithesis]

YOU ASKED A QUESTION dude I'm giving you an answer that is more coherent than anything you could have even expected from this threadfuuuuuuuuuu

But you altered my text and made up stuff. That aint cool bro.

[_chuchu]

I think I watched five or six episodes on Toonmai when they use to put it. Of course I have seen some of it Ikayrs, it would just be hypocritical to call something terrible without having ever seen it.

like your dress style?

[Antithesis]

I have one pair of shoes, a couple of dress shirts and like three pairs of pants. That is all I need. I have neither the time, room nor money to be "fashionable."

[SilverBreeze]

I hate Naruto because it reminds me of Dragonball Z, another horrible anime.

Just replace the 10 episodes of screaming in DBZ with 10 episodes of fucking flashbacks that no one fucking cares about in Naruto. Seriously. The first Sasuke vs Naruto fight was fucking worse than Goku charging Spirit Bomb vs Freeza for half a damn season.

Maybe the guys I've dated have not been the jealous or insecure types. I've always been "one of the guys" with the friends of whoever I'm dating immediately. I don't think you should keep your love life and your social life seperate, because it leads to drama and fissures in relationships (your actual relationship and the one with his/her friends).

I know now everyone is a gamer, so if you're a gamer guy and dating a very feminine girl who likes to shop and doesn't want to be around when you're with your friends making fart and dick jokes, that's fine. On the flip side, you as a friend have to realize that after your friend starts getting pussy, he's going to have to pay attention to his girlfriend, so he may not have as much time to hang out with you to make said jokes stated above, but I don't think he should be ditching you completely for his girlfriend, that's just gay.

What was it, putting the pussy on a pedastal? Yeah.

[Ratatapa]

Fali you had me, then you dumped me

[Falisa]

You're the one that stopped playing Aion first :O

[_chuchu]

Fali you had me, then you dumped me

to be fair, you're Quebecois

[_chuchu]

To be fair.

[Shojin]

From a few photos I have seen, your friends all look like pussy bitches who are starved of the vajay, so it is only natural that they want to spend as much time with it as they can before it is gone.

I don't want my bitch hanging around while I'm with my friends, because then we can't really be ourselves, plus it is a way of getting away from her for a while. If a hot piece of ass comes on the TV, then I want to be able to talk about all the nasty things I would do with said piece of ass without getting bitched at about how I don't find my girl attractive anymore.

If your friends start living with a bitch, shit will change, he won't want to be around her 24/7 anymore and he'll hang out with the bros to get away and relax.

If not then your friends are pussy whipped/don't give a shit about you.

[Shojin]

Laying it down, my niggas

[Antithesis]

Silverbreeze, does 92% of the time qualify him as gay? Because it is seriously once in a blue moon.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

It's because your friends put that shit on a pedestal and they're whipped in no time. They also have no confidence so they're afraid of being judged and loosing said pedestalled pussy in the drop of a hat.

A real boss tells that bitch he's gonna go get some brewski's at the tittie bar with his boys and she's going to come with. A real boss has his bitch trained to sit down and shut her pretty little mouth and look good while you kick it with the holmes and exercise her kiegel for later.

Either way you'll see those bitch niggas in a month or two when their sad asses get dumped for being too clingy or they sick of taking the fat bitch for walks to Ben & Jerry's and uncomfortable silences.

Real talk from an ass fishin' pro.

[Ratatapa]

You're the one that stopped playing Aion first :O

Sorry some other chick went faster then you :O

[SilverBreeze]

Sorry if your chick can't take you looking at another girl or commenting on one, maybe you should dump her before you're stuck with her or something. Insecure/Jealous bitches = ftl.

[_chuchu]

Sorry if your chick can't take you looking at another girl or commenting on one, maybe you should dump her before you're stuck with her or something. Insecure/Jealous bitches = ftl.

thats alot of caribbean women

[#686578]

Either his girlfriend hates his friends or he's pussy whipped. My girlfriend doesnt mind hanging out with my friends and my friends girlfriends have never minded hanging out with us unless they were either a bitch and didnt like us or they were in the stage where all they do is fuck.

[Howard Roark]

guys act different around their girlfriend versus around their friends

guys are idiots around their own friends, and they don't want the girlfriend to see that, also her friends (other girls) are more attractive than you (guys)

your friend won't let loose around her friends, when he needs to be himself he'll have a guys night and chill with you guys


it's really probably better to keep it that way

[The Blackrose]

Silverbreeze, does 92% of the time qualify him as gay? Because it is seriously once in a blue moon.

Besides the fact that you're pulling arbitrary statistics out of your ass to somewhat prove a point, yes, pussy on a pedestal.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

76% of spam agrees with my post. I therefore am correct.

[Mohoss]

I haven't read any of the rest of the thread, but I would just like to point out that my expectations when I read the title and clicked the thread were this:

Tits or;

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