Dear Ladies of Spam

[Callisto]

o...whats wrong with cali girls

they're mostly all sluts

[Falisa]

I am totally a slut

[Callisto]

sup

[Callisto]

actually my current g/f is part of the 'what would happen if I dated a non-slut?' experiment after the last few didn't work out. Still not really sure if it's better or not.

[Falisa]

I am also a sassy tyrant so you know there would be some kinky shit going on in that bedroom

[SilverBreeze]

I don't do chicks with fake tits or chicks that wear make up, that shit is scary.

Bitch be looking good and she comes homes and goes to the bathroom before you fuck and comes out looking like a completely different person.

You can be my Sassy Tyrant though, how well are you at choking people?

[Callisto]

I'm much more secure about trusting her, but I get much less BJs in mexican restaurant bathrooms, so it's kind of up and down

[Callisto]

I am also a sassy tyrant so you know there would be some kinky shit going on in that bedroom

lol this is another thing I don't have the patience for anymore, the one that fucked me over bad wanted me to like choke her and shit, I was like uhh I kinda want to just bust one and go get a sandwich so either you're going to finish or I am, either way I'm getting that sandwich in 5 minutes.

[Falisa]

Oh so you're the wham bam thank you ma'am type of guy? No thanks

[Callisto]

not at all

[Callisto]

I just don't want to have to do all kinds of stupid shit with ropes and chains

[Callisto]

If I wanted to jump through hoops in bed I'd fuck a circus seal

[_chuchu]

If I wanted to jump through hoops in bed I'd fuck a circus seal

lol

[Falisa]

I got kinda disturbed that I liked choking when my last boyfriend did it to me though. Did some fucked up shit happen to me when I was a kid and I don't remember it?

[Antithesis]

Oh so you're the wham bam thank you ma'am type of guy? No thanks

I love you.

[Callisto]

I got kinda disturbed that I liked choking when my last boyfriend did it to me though. Did some fucked up shit happen to me when I was a kid and I don't remember it?

possibly, the one I had was raped as a teenager or something(not by family or anything)

[SilverBreeze]

Guys who just like to get in and get off are no thanks.

Need to be willing to try anything in my bedroom.

Don't have to have a shitty childhood or have been raped to like being submissive in sex. I know guys who like it up the ass but that doesn't mean they are gay /shrug.

[Callisto]

Jury is still out on whether that was a plus or not

[Callisto]

Guys who just like to get in and get off are no thanks.

Need to be willing to try anything in my bedroom.

Don't have to have a shitty childhood or have been raped to like being submissive in sex. I know guys who like it up the ass but that doesn't mean they are gay /shrug.

see that's when I stopped being open and experimental, the first time I got a surprise pinky finger in the ass I was like alright you've spent all your freak points with me

[Falisa]

How many freak points do girls start out with?