palindromes

[Rocl]

if you notice my post count is now a palindrome, im sure you all masturbate to every post i make so you noticed long before i did so i guess its time to get you all back up to speed on the life of the glorious, incomprehensible rocl, thats right you cant even comprehend all the wonderful shit i do you just sit there with your jaw all slack going wtf wtf wtf yeah thats right take it baby take it right there right up in there where it belongs ra ra ra ra ra ma ma ma ma oh god my gay is showing, yeah thats lady gaga so what want to fight about it, its part of my horrible, gross condition thats right i like penis, in and around my face, and in + around my butt, no lie, yes homo, niggas its so fun to go in general sometimes so many homophobes there, like seriously you go into rl pic thread, it's half crazy gays that give homos a bad name, and a bunch of heterofags trying to masturbate as hard as they can at every picture of a woman posted, and hatin' on the gays for doing the same, i'm sorry bro it's just more men are posted than women here so clearly gays end up winning the rl pic thread, no homo, yes homo, just saying it's gonna happen idk why you guys think it's gonna end any differently, but you know whatever people are dumb, in that nostalgia thread for actual people from bahamut and bg correction is trying to play like memorizing the soundtrack from old school bg videos is an accomplishment, that is as much of an accomplishment as memorizing every mithras name in FFXI in alphabetical order, shit is whacksauce, you know, man my bank account is CLEANED OUT, fucking christmas how am i supposed to make more money get a job during school? that is the worst idea ever, looks like its time to start walking the streets, im sure there are some lonely old men looking for a ladyboy, i can fit into some pretty slimming dresses, you know what i mean? can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face but i do agree with the part about russian roulette not being the same without a gun, that is clearly true, you cannot play russian roulette with an old school Ocelot revolver, you know what i'm saying? you know what i'm saying, don't even play like you don't man today was supposed to be a good day but it got fucked, oh well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemon, fuck it oh man there was something else i was going to tell you o brothers, holy shit there are two RPG icons, i guess one is for le tabletop rpgs and the other for la vidya gaem rpgs, how weird oh man i wonder i wonder what i am going to do next weekend, this is something i haven't planned out, oh well who cares lolololololol see what i did there? i could be uae ffxi player if i try looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ool f7ra9mal0 you got it? nah, I lied, i don't speak license plate at all, my boy firas though he'll hook you up, so today during class the teacher was fucking with microsoft word and kept fucking shit up so he just screamed UGH I FUCKING HATE VISTA, but the OS installed on all computadoras here is XP, so i just let a little snort out, and i felt nerdy as shit and he glared at me and i simply responded 'i dont believe in dead air time' and then he laughed and i laughed awkwardly and the rest of the class left and the crisis was avoided arent i a lucky guy you all care about this so whats up whats up you here about tiger woods? i sure as fuck haven't whatd he do this time? drive a suv into a golf course or something? hit a ball 4000 yards while standing on a car and fucking some chick? i do not pay attention, fill me in. i mean he is part asian and part black and that shit is just whack fake isladar was half asian half black too, though she was annoying nine times out of ten im just glad she finally stopped talking to me i guess being passive aggressive works sometimes yeah im a pussy so what you want to fight? go for it i doubt you could manage to make a fist against my amazing aura of aptitude yeah that's right i don't know what it means either but you're just going to have google it via satellite and hope you get the right answer i mean really this guy came in our room looked around and left just now i don't even know who he is he just fucking walked in here and my roommate is playing some gay ps3 game uncharated faggots and im typing away like a retarded squirrel on a laptop about nothing at all and he just walked in and looked at us and left who was he jesus christ he was a tall black man with a bad mustache like he was trying to grow one and he couldn't and he had a tennis bag and i am really scared he might come back and kill us i really hope that doesn't happen i want to live a little while longer, at the very least until 7 pm tonight, that's when jeopardy comes on, and i want to turn it on and see alex trebek's mustache and feel the disappointment come over me, that is a fitting end i think i mean really nothing can make your day better after seeing a bald lipped alex trebek oh no mexicans are all over here eddy raja fascinationg doucment ha seems liek sir francis was in my line of work dont flatter yourself eddy always ready to be enemies huh tell you what lead me to the gold and i might just let you live haha is that my deal die now or die later oh nooo im in a jungle swinging through the trees george george george of the jungle watch out for that tree!! fuck you

sincerely,
rocl l roclius 4

[Charismatic]

If I don't google it via satellite does that mean I won't get the right answer?
I just want to google right here by internet

[Kiro]

homo

[Rocl]

satellite only, internet does not provide correct answers

[Killgannon]

HAY MIEN TEW CAN I HAS COOL?

[Rocl]

no because your avatar is of the office

[Shiroikage]

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[_chuchu]

ah a Palin drome would be awful

[tyven]

rocl my nig for life

[Conformity]

I actually read that and was mildly entertained

[greatandfoolish]

thats not a palindrome, THIS is a palindrome

Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash.
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.N
ame not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.

[Conrad]

I, man, am regal a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi", I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh, no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies -- run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

[Faris]

that wall of text is mad trippy.