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    Steven Segal: Lawman

    http://www.tvrage.com/shows/id-20664

    Imagine what Cops would have been like if Steven Segal was a real police officer and you got to follow him around in the line of duty. I have not seen it yet but so far I've heard a few good words about it here and there. Apparently its first episode opened to excellent ratings, and we'll have to see if that holds.

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    apparently he's been a real police officer for 20 years and only did acting as a side thing.

    watching him shoot the head off a match and being disappointed he shot it off instead of just lighting it makes me not doubt that fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartylby View Post
    apparently he's been a real police officer for 20 years and only did acting as a side thing.
    Steven Seagal is so full of shit.

    There is that whole shit where he was saying how he was a CIA black ops and how he fights organized crime but ends up crying to the feds and becoming a rat when the real mafia threaten to break his kneecaps.

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    Another fat traffic cop, huh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zilong View Post
    There is that whole shit where he was saying how he was a CIA black ops and how he fights organized crime but ends up crying to the feds and becoming a rat when the real mafia threaten to break his kneecaps.
    Gotta say, not his best movie.

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    I didn't think he was a cop for last 20 years, but I did know he had been working with Jefferson Parish S.W.A..T. during that time frame.

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    Wait, people actually like Steven Segal? That guy's annoying and can't act for shit. He never gets hit in any of his movies, which is retarded. I remember USA channel use to spam the fuck out of his movies. They stopped, thank God, and now just run Law and Order marathons, which is nice.

    Anything with Steven Segal I avoid like the plague.

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    I don't really have a problem with his movies, but I wouldn't call them super, either. Watching the fast forwards his fights pull can be lulzworthy, though.

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    The chick from Under Siege had some crazy torpedo tits.

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    Segal is way more in shape than any of the cops on the show with him.

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    And That's sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction View Post
    The chick from Under Siege had some crazy torpedo tits.
    not necessarily a bad thing

    nsfw


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dezzimal View Post
    Segal is way more in shape than any of the cops on the show with him.
    Welcome to Louisiana

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartylby View Post
    not necessarily a bad thing

    nsfw

    I'd beat.

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    Dunno if anyone actually watched this show, but if not you're missing out.

    In the opening credits, he says "This is Steven Seagal, Lawman. That's right, Steven Seagal."

    Fucking amazing.

    Also, crucial drinking game for you and your friends - every time he says he was a "practitioner of martial arts" or describes something as "zen" - take a shot. Bonus round if you also drink any time he says "Akido".

    Prepare to get fucked up - he uses the "practitioner of martial arts" 5 times in the premiere. No joke.

    I hate reality TV, but this show is so clutch.

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    Iunno man, I don't feel like being rushed to ER for alcohol poisoning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indalecia View Post
    Welcome to Louisiana
    Not cool.






















    But for the most part true. :/

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    Jefferson parish, thats my area lol. It was funny to see them chasing people down places i go to regularly. Segal knew sheriff harry lee for many years, he was a deputy for 20 years but I believe it was reserved.

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    shit's hilarious
    Officer - "We found a mask in his pocket"
    Segal - "I Found it!"

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    Watching it tonight. The show is hilarious.

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