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    Seems like your perfect world actually. I think you need to think this through.

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    can't really be more on-topic than that

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    It is a good thing that you skip most of what i say because if you didn't you'd have to read it and know exactly what i'm thinking and i don't think you want to know what i'm thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    It is a good thing that you skip most of what i say because if you didn't you'd have to read it and know exactly what i'm thinking and i don't think you want to know what i'm thinking.
    I probably wouldn't understand anyways.

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    Being me is hard but someone has to do it.

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    I will agree with that. Thanks for taking one for the team Kuyaz.

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    Oh, and i was thinking about sticking just the tip in your butt. I don't think you wanted to know this, but if you read this post then you do, and i am sorry.

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    Fuck I read that one. Hmm. I don't think I'm going to like that.

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    If you read this post then you're going to find out that it doesn't matter, and i'm going in dry.

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    Speaking of dry, i'm going to go rub lotion on my skin or else i get the hose again. Brb

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    sounds like a bad poop experience.

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    they don't really hose you, it was just embellished for hollywood, idk if you guys ever really found out that was fake there in Mexico

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    I don't know anything about Mexico because i understand that they hate us and i don't listen to people who hate me.

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    I am sort of glad karatekax came out as a guy and not as a mexican. I don't think i could have dealed with the latter.

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    A penis up the ass is often easier to take than a mexican.

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    I would have went with "swallow"

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    This is why day should appreciate the things in life. Like my penis and it's current trajectory towards his anus.

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    Day, i don't think you will ever understand how important your anus is to me, because you don't read all my post. Particularly the last two treaties on the love of your anus. Oh, and the seminar on making love to day the gay way.

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    Because, sometimes, you have to appreciate your friend's anus. Not in a gay way, but in a friend sort of way. Because you are his wingman. It is your job to protect that anus, and sometimes, in order to avoid others from penetrating it, you have to fill the entry, so others may not take what is rightfully yours. I know this has something to do with kiarax at some level.

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    Kuya are you still talking about my asshole?

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