LMAO... oh god

[Shiroikage]

When am I not?

[Howard Roark]

no, what i'm trying to say is 100% of people who try to give anyone (including me) their dick over the internet are fucking stupid. people knew the bitch lived in france, what the fuck were you thinking? you were gonna fly over there and get it on? you guys were gonna get married and live happily ever after? seriously, what's the point? it's funny as fuck to me that at least one person got emotionally invested and the rest of you assholes are actually disappointed like you lost something. there was never anything to lose in the first place. morons.

I really don't see how you can believe all of what you're saying fully

I have met zero of the people on spam and I would be disappointed if all of spam went away or some of my more favorite people, of which kia was and is one of them

did I think claire was cute? sure. did I think kia's personality in said face was a pretty cool combo? sure. did I think anything would ever happen? no, of course not. did I flirt? yep, so what.

[Kiro]

Vagina envy.

[Conrad]

No such thing

[Kuya]

Who would want to be a woman!?

[Howard Roark]

I could never be your woman

[Kuya]

I heard that people who want cocks inside of them want to be women.

[Howard Roark]

that's not past tense singular so it's clearly not me

[Beckwin]

lol ivve get out e-vag'd by a penis.

look at dat raaaaage

[Kuya]

Whelp, beckwin is here.

[Kuya]

that's not past tense singular so it's clearly not me

I wasn't even implying you, howie! Why so defensive?

[Howard Roark]

-_-

[Kuya]

Oh howie.

[Kuya]

You know i care about you.

[Howard Roark]

I think you don't.

[Kuya]

It is not beneficial for me to bring up that little fact about you. You are an important part of my world domination schemes, howie.

[Kuya]

In fact, the less people know about that thing, the more effective a weapon you will be when the time comes to set my pesky schemes a foot.

[Kuya]

I think you don't.

Oh, do not say that howie, in fact, to show you i care for you, i will provide you with all the bi curious women you could ever want. Just to show you that i care for your well being.

[Sera]

tbh bitches that don't post pics, and make a big deal about how they don't and "don't have to" and act all high and mighty about that shit make me lol

so what you're better cause you don't post pictures? ok, enjoy that victory

[Kuya]

But Sera, the definition of female success is based on how much attention you gain from men, and clearly, resisting posting pics increases the attention men give you, therefore women who act high and mighty about not posting pics have every right to do so because they win at life.