What do you call it?
What do you call it?
dick
never penis
Danaconda
Peep.
pecker
I think I say dick or cock when talking to the ladies in my "Barry White shut the fuck up and sit on my dick" voice.
wang, just kidding, I call it dick.
I use dick, cock, wang, and penis interchangeably. Sometimes dong too; really, it's whichever is appropriate or funniest at the time.
I think I said, "I love it when you suck my dick" the last blowjob I got. So i say dick, but voted for Shlong.
Schlong is the only one I don't use, out of those choices.
Also anyone that names their fucking dick something that is not a generalized public name like "cock" is a fucking tool.
"The Truth" is also acceptable.
You also probably painted it periwinkle and hot pink, so I think you get out of his statement with some kind of gay clause.
POIDH
I call it "The Gentleman's Club"though I think "The Candy" is pretty awesome too :O
I say dingaling.
LOL