View Poll Results: Cock or Penis...?

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  • Cock

    19 29.23%
  • Penis

    8 12.31%
  • Dick

    31 47.69%
  • Shlong

    7 10.77%
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  1. #1
    Brown Recluse
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    Cock or Penis...?

    What do you call it?

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    dick

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    never penis

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    Danaconda

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    Peep.

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    pecker

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    I think I say dick or cock when talking to the ladies in my "Barry White shut the fuck up and sit on my dick" voice.

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    wang, just kidding, I call it dick.

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    I use dick, cock, wang, and penis interchangeably. Sometimes dong too; really, it's whichever is appropriate or funniest at the time.

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    I think I said, "I love it when you suck my dick" the last blowjob I got. So i say dick, but voted for Shlong.

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    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    Schlong is the only one I don't use, out of those choices.

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    Also anyone that names their fucking dick something that is not a generalized public name like "cock" is a fucking tool.

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    "The Truth" is also acceptable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Also anyone that names their fucking dick something that is not a generalized public name like "cock" is a fucking tool.
    But I gave it a name

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    You also probably painted it periwinkle and hot pink, so I think you get out of his statement with some kind of gay clause.

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    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    I call it "The Gentleman's Club" though I think "The Candy" is pretty awesome too :O

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    I say dingaling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    You also probably painted it periwinkle and hot pink, so I think you get out of his statement with some kind of gay clause.
    I just trimmed my Dickbrow into a Cockhawk.

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    LOL

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