see! I'm like a prophet.
My schwartz
Cock, because I can say things about my cock in a public place, and if someone gets offended, I can simply state I was talking about Roosters.
Princess Babycakes
There's a pub in my village called 'The Cock Inn'. Want to describe it to someone who doesn't live here? 'The Cock Inn, Boreham'. I wish my village had the name of a person.
In other news, shlong is a funny word.
Penis when used in a joking manner.
In honour of the last Vice President of the USA.
Penis is faglicious. Sure sign of a catcher.
Straight guys use cock, dick, or other testosterone-filled names.
depends what I'm doing, dick for most uses but I'll use the ones in the title if I'm being more or less crass respectively
Someone add Princess Babycakes to the poll options.
is it really ok for someone else to use that name or do you expect more tha one vote?
Meathook or meat whistle.
I want it there so that only I use it and the poll closes out and everyone has all of there actual votes and I'm the only one that voted Princess Babycakes
Sir Cumalot would be a pretty cool cock name...
I call my dick whatever I want.
Dick... cock sounds.... pornish, of the caucasian variety. Penis is medical term
Anyways she was sucking my spellachenger when all of a suddeon I doofled all over her face. So after that I was like bitch turn over so I can stick my wachldoodle in your hompergagher and she was like but it's dirty there! So I said bitch, shut up, and spread your wacholg.