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    Am I getting old?

    I'm bored during my pre-mob so I'll postulate a scenario:

    I don't have a problem getting it up for sex, but Ive noticed that after an hour or so I can't really pull out for very long without softening up (which the requires some concentration or extra stimulation). So when I change positions or move to do other stuff I have to really focus to stay with it..

    Am I just getting old? It only really starts happening after the first hour or so, but it's fucking pissing me off! What do i do oh holy spam section?

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    No, you're just getting gay. Substitute vag for a moustachioed truck driver's mouth and you'll be much harder.

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    sounds like stamina or poor blood flow, are you overweight/out of shape?

    it may just be that you need to switch it up a bit to stay stimulated, if you're doing anything too repetitive or using too much lube decreasing the friction (or your girl is hot dog in a hallway/had too many kids type deal) then this can contribute to it too


    also, as with any difficulties in the bedroom it's probably just headgames; after 25 things changed for me physically and I had to start working at staying healthy rather than just being a lucky POS when it comes to genes

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    man if you can go for an hour straight you shouldn't have anything to worry about. frankly it's probably just your penis getting bored. finish in your allotted time and roll with the refractory period.

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    Ya Beck, it does feel like he is just bored lol. Maybe I just need to be more creative in my imagination to keep myself interested. As for howard, I'm in great shape, army captain and workout daily. Just not sure if diet, age, or just interest/mindset effects that sort of thing. Haven't ever not been able to get it up at the start, just don't want it to get to that point!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa View Post
    Ever gonna finish that tat?

    God willing.


    Nice to hear from you Neo, be safe out there brother.

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    If you can straight up fuck for 1 hour, I would not be worried whatsoever. But I am a bit worried for that lady's bajingo. I would not be able to take 1 hour of fucking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa View Post
    Ever gonna finish that tat?
    Oh woops, finished it a couple months ago, need to update my pic!

    And thanx Miz. I guess none of this really matters since i'm stuck deployed for the next year anyways, but maybe some hot afghan babes will show me some ankle skin if I play my cards right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    God.
    lol

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    Why are you fucking for over an hour without nutting? I would call it whiskey dick without knowing all of the specifics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    God willing.
    So subtle. Yet so effective. Little. Yellow. Different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 510Meeze View Post
    Why are you fucking for over an hour without nutting? I would call it whiskey dick without knowing all of the specifics.
    Not alchohol related. And I like to save finishing for later, because my motivation to keep going goes waaaay down once I pop lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa View Post
    If you can straight up fuck for 1 hour, I would not be worried whatsoever. But I am a bit worried for that lady's bajingo. I would not be able to take 1 hour of fucking.
    Pussy.

    An hour sounds about right to me dude.

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    I guess I need some strength training

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    Nah an hour of penetration is too fucking long. Ya'll running a marathon or what? Considering I've generally spent 45 min or so on foreplay I can't imagine lasting an hour, or even wanting to. I got shit to do.

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    Sounds like you have been fucking the same chick for too long. Fuck a different one and you wont have that problem

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    you might be turning gay

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    So to sum up spam's advice: start having sex with a variety of gay guys in order to keep erections for more than an hour with women. Gotcha.

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