Jersey Shore

[Bardlet]

I'm totally disgusted by the premise of this show (living in Jersey, and spending at least a week of every summer of my life in Sleazeside Heights), but in channel surfing last week I stopped flipping channels and... oh god, I watched it.

It's like watching a trainwreck. It's so fucking horrible but you just. can't. make yourself. look. away. <_>;

When I was in middle school (good lord, almost 20 years ago now) it was "cool" to be a guido or dress like one, anyway. Watching this show, I suddenly felt like it was 1990 again and I was begging my mother to buy me a"real" pair of cavaricci's. (And I'm ashamed of this... particularly because I'm Irish and shouldn't ever in my life have considered that to be okay. Ah the folly of youth.)

[Boyiee]

^ more benny's =/

Stop coming to the seaside/pt pleasant. Go to LBI or something.

[Bardlet]

Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark, and New York

From none of the above.

Thank you, btw, for sounding exactly like my ex-husband. Who *is* a "benny" but thinks he's not because he spends the holidays and early in his life, his whole summer, in Brick.

BTW, I'm not one of those people who comes and shits up the place like this guido trash in this horrid trainwreck of a show. My mom, dad, sis and I go down, for a week or so. Spend the days on the beach (never in Seaside, even if the house we're in is, since the beaches there are freaking disgusting and overrun with idiot obnoxious New Yorkers) and the nights in the house drinking and usually playing poker. I've never in my life even been to one of those "clubs", I just go down for a week of relaxation and to attempt to darken up my pale gamer tan. So eff off.

[Boyiee]

That's the original term for benny, it's been expanded on and is pretty much now considered anyone north of ocean county that comes to the seaside area in the summer that stay more than 1 day.

Shit pretty much everyone but locals are called benny's now... The staying more than 1 day thing solidifies it.

Thanks for proving that you are a benny. You can "eff off", because you do take part in ruining the area.

[Ragnus]

Also yeah, being Italian, I hate guidos.

^

[Bardlet]

Thanks for reinforcing the idea that everyone "north of Ocean County" has that southerners are redneck inbred idiot fucktards with a chip on their shoulder.

When my ex moves back down to Brick in February, because it's cheaper than where he lives in Linden and he has no money atm, I'll make sure to tell him to look you up. I think you two have a lot in common and could have the bromance to end all bromances.

[Boyiee]

Thanks for reinforcing the idea that everyone "north of Ocean County" has that southerners are redneck inbred idiot fucktards with a chip on their shoulder.

wat

Are you a 609er?

also: don't get mad at me that everyone in this area lumps you into the same exact group that the guido's on this show are a part of and looks at you the same way, considers you no better than them, hates when you are here, and would rather you not be.

[Bardlet]

Nice try, but no.

South Jersey = Deliverance. *banjo music plays* since we're discussing Jersey stereotypes.

[Boyiee]

Well that's a plus at least.

[BadKarma]

^ more benny's =/

Stop coming to the seaside/pt pleasant. Go to LBI or something.

I'll meet you at the shore this summer. I'll bring my paintball gun and bring you one as well, then we can really show the Guidos what the color orange is.

[Titanss]

Watching this show, I suddenly felt like it was 1990 again

they really do talk like they are from the 90's it was like I went back in time a bit

[Titanss]

but I liked the 90's so it was all good

[Mertron]

Whats all this "North of Ocean County" crap. I'm in Monmouth and we certainly are north of Ocean, and certainly not Bennys. I just always used Benny to refer to NY club hopping/its fun to walk around the boardwalk trashed and harrassing people trash.

Edit: I'm aware of the implication to be people who stay for a while, but honestly that doesnt matter to me.

[Trichocyst]

Hey now, let's leave South Jersey out of this.

[Chun Liroy]

Whats all this "North of Ocean County" crap. I'm in Monmouth and we certainly are north of Ocean, and certainly not Bennys. I just always used Benny to refer to NY club hopping/its fun to walk around the boardwalk trashed and harrassing people trash.

Edit: I'm aware of the implication to be people who stay for a while, but honestly that doesnt matter to me.

As a 14 YO it was always nice to get free tits whenever you wanted at night.

[EternalSnow]

I love this show it's absolutely hilarious! I was shocked to witness a girl being hit in the face by a guy.

[EternalSnow]

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OMG LOLOL D: that's so horrible. Like how could someone actually do that.... lol

[Headspace]

If that chick was in my face, I'd consider it.

[Priran]

lol, "north of Ocean". GJ calling Monmouth bennies, it's not like that county actually makes up like a fourth of the shore.

Seaside, Point Pleasant, and Wildwood could stand to cease existing imo.

[Boyiee]

I said pretty much, Monmouth of course doesn't fit. Mainly pointing out the people that over pay to rent out the shitty housing/hotels and actually stay in such a shitty area for more than a day. Not sure how people can even do that.

At least they don't know about all the local places. They are still quiet and clean.

Please don't bring Wildwood into this, it serves a purpose that is irreplaceable one weekend a year. I could do without seaside and pt. though.