The how to be an even manlier man thread

[Kuya]

ITT: Lesson 1: Though having sex with women and being attracted to women are sufficient criteria to classify you as a man, you may be an even bigger man by not ever coming into contact with another man.

[Kuya]

Also, sleeping with inmense quantities of women also increases your man levels.

[Kuya]

But if you wish to strive for the highest of manly levels you must avoid touching other men, as their male skin saps you of your virility.

[Blarg]

What about just sleeping with inmense women

[Kuya]

Uh

[Kuya]

I think that one might require a debate, blarg.

[Bebopaloo]

I will delegate this thread from now on, thx kuya.

[Kuya]

Similarly, we have yet to settle the matter of whether masturbation is gay or not.

[Kuya]

I for one, consider that even though masturbation does not constitue the deadly gay, it is more manly to never masturbate and instead always satisfy oneself with servile women. Why masturbate, if you always have women at your disposal? Clearly, one thing is manlier than the other and therefore leads to legendary levels of manness.

[SilverBreeze]

Real men don't pee in toilets, they mark their territory.

[Ksandra]

I would say that touching a penis and enjoying it isn't manly even if it is your own penis.

[Kuya]

You are correct, but because you are a woman you need to get the hell out.

[Kuya]

We might make exception of allowing women who self deprecate and profess their hatred of other women and their love for male friends, whilst at the same time subordinating themselves to our demands. Basically, if you want to play the game, you gotta play by guyland's rules.


Yes, yes, an exception could be made for said bitches.

[Kuya]

I do so get a stiffy when women turn on eachother and turn to us for acceptance like loyal dogs.

[Ksandra]

We might make exception of allowing women who self deprecate and profess their hatred of other women and their love for male friends, whilst at the same time subordinating themselves to our demands. Basically, if you want to play the game, you gotta play by guyland's rules.


Yes, yes, an exception could be made for said bitches.

you do know most women hate other women right?


also I am huge anti feminist.

[Kuya]

Excellent.

[Shiroikage]

I love you in the most platonic way possible and would certainly never ever touch you, Kuya.

[Ksandra]

women destroyed the workforce by entering into it. Now twice as many people looking for jobs and no one taking care of the house/food.

[Shiroikage]

Yeah, those women.

[Kuya]

Beboop, i must sleep now. I leave the man thread to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu