The how to be an even manlier man thread

[_chuchu]

I came here to also hear howard roar k

[Bebopaloo]

bitches go back to playing cooking mama, the men are speaking

[Shiroikage]

Bebop, acquaint them with the back of your hand.

[Mertron]

who will work the titty bars?

Women can have part time jobs as strippers until they're 29, then they must return to the home.

Women who wish to continue the part time job after 29 must have annual inspections to retain their stripper license. Myself and a panel of other manly men will handle the inspections.

[Kyo]

Bebob I'll loan you my special baby powder.

[Bebopaloo]

Bebop, acquaint them with the back of your hand.

but then how will be able to see while shes making my sammiches? If my sandwich isn't fucking perfect I will fucking choke a bitch, which leads to less sammiches. I prefer the higher road AKA giving them the hardest fucking dead leg the world has ever witnessed.

[Bebopaloo]

and if she cries i rip her eyes out.

[_chuchu]

Can I put man in woman like you bebop?

[Kyo]

If my sammich isnt perfect, I send it back.

[Kyo]

If my bread is cold, I send it back.

[Bebopaloo]

yes if u can shoop doc holiday in the left part of my sig, i made the decision recently he's the 4th member of team man

[_chuchu]

If my sammich isnt perfect, I send it back.

Shove it




















down her throat

[Kyo]

If she deep throats my sammich, I send it back.

[Ghost_Wheel22]

Man

Sorry I just got out of the shower.

[Conrad]

If my sammich isnt perfect, I send it back.

If my bread is cold, I send it back.

If she deep throats my sammich, I send it back.

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[Kyo]

I knew skirk would pick up on it.

[Tsuki]

ITT: Lesson 1: Though having sex with women and being attracted to women are sufficient criteria to classify you as a man, you may be an even bigger man by not ever coming into contact with another man.

Actually, its been my experience that men who only spend time with women are actually gay. I dunno why though, maybe it's because they know they wouldn't be accepted by other men who aren't gay.

[Kuya]

Your experience? You are either a woman or a gay man and the latter is an oxymoron. Get out.

[Kyo]

That was the assumption I drew, I didnt see anyone be mayad about it, mostly jokes and that type thing, but no one was really mad.

[Howard Roark]

I spend the bulk of my time with girlfriend when I'm not at work, guess I'm doomed