The how to be an even manlier man thread

[Tsuki]

everytime i try to get my posts not wallotext some douchebag can't read between the lines and i have to respond with a FOR DUMMIES addendum:

guys without girlfriends who do not have contact with other guys (straight men, some people call them, FRIENDS) = gay.

[Howard Roark]

I read Ivve's densely packed paragraphs, you gotta earn that

[Tsuki]

I admit I have a problem condensing my posts, probably has a lot to do with school and bullshitting my way through English, hah. but damn, its annoying when you post something insanely trivial, and people just don't get it until you go through some long winded explanation, or a very snarky/rude one (lol, probably the latter) but then complain about wallotext.... but I disgress, this is spam after all, carry on.

[Howard Roark]

maybe you don't understand, it's not what you're writing or how it's organized that makes people read it

I'm simply not willing to read a wall of text from someone I don't care about

[Kuya]

Why is this faggot still posting?

[Kuya]

Contact for the purposes of this man thread means actual physical contact with other male man friends, this does not mean speaking to or writing to.

[Kuya]

Meaning, if you wish to be even manlier, don't touch your guy friends, ever. But this does not mean you cannot talk to, see, or write to them if you want to do that gay writing shit.

[Kuya]

will posting in this thread actually increase the size of my penis?

I don't see why not.

[Kuya]

I think that should be added to our debate list.

[Kuya]

The second question: i think that you can increase your man levels as a gay, and you could also potentially even reverse the gay if your man levels exceed the threshold.

[Kuya]

But that requires much man energy.

[Kuya]

manergy

[Kuya]

I think we need someone to make a list of foods that replenish or increase your manergy. I know of the top of my head that vegetarianism is diametrically opposed to manergy, though.

[Kuya]

Note: Plastic is on notice for the time being.

[Tsuki]

I see ur manly and i raise you

Spoiler: show

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[Abandon]

Manwiches. Beef jerky. Steak, cooked medium rare at the most (for you white folk). Hot wings. Huge burgers. The Baconator.

More manly foods to follow.

[Charismatic]

SilverBreeze, why do you sound black?

[Charismatic]

Also, being gay is like having negative man levels... you'll have to do a lot of work to become really manly and all of that work will require you to stop being gay.

[quannum]

coffee is a manly drink as long as there is no dairy added. sugar may be added at a maximum of 1 tsp / 8 oz. tea follows this same rule. herbal tea is not tea, it is a wannabe, a pretender, a wankster, a phony, it is for lesser men and ladyfolk.

beer is liquid manliness.

mixed drinks are under review. It is my contention, that to even be in consideration, they must have a higher alcohol content than beer and may not be sugary to the taste.

southern comfort, aftershock, and jagermeister are not manly, but acceptable until college ends.

flavored water is manly in conjunction with physical activity. water and ice are neutral.

[Charismatic]

I'm neutral with the drinks baby, I stick to that water