The how to be an even manlier man thread

[Kuya]

That is okay, Char. There are a variety of ways to raise your mainhood so that you may compete in the man league of manisity.

[Kyo]

Beer and hard liquor are the best man drinks to increase your level.

[Diamicles]

manergy

this should be added to the dictionary, much more relevant than the other garbage terms added in recent years.

[SilverBreeze]

SilverBreeze, why do you sound black?

Cause I'm from the hood? Fuck if I know lol. Is sound black a bad thing?

[SilverBreeze]

Manwiches. Beef jerky. Steak, cooked medium rare at the most (for you white folk). Hot wings. Huge burgers. The Baconator.

More manly foods to follow.

Wendy's has the new Triple Baconater, three pieces of beef and 9 pieces of bacon, it's one of the greatest artery clogging manifestations of fast food in recent history.

[Bebopaloo]

bring ur own bacon, go to in and out and get a 5x5 and u r winrar

[SilverBreeze]

This kind of food increases your man points.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ese-roll-1.jpg

[Charismatic]

Aren't you Asian or something? Asians are not supposed to sound black, no matter what.

[SilverBreeze]

I'm white as fuck dude, but everyone says I sound asian or black, no idea.

[Charismatic]

Oh, I guess someone saying you sound Asian is where I got the idea.
But yeah, you sound black as fuck.

[Kuya]

The man thread provides us with an example of the undying thruth that women love attention. Man thread is so wise.

[Shiroikage]

We could use a new man thread that is even manlier because this one turned out to not be manly at all.

[Kyo]

I hurd that chuck norris wanted to be a man.

[Kyo]

SB you do sound black home skillet.

[zoobernut]

Ironically isn't a man thread without any vagina in it pretty gay because then its just a big sausage fest?

SB the bacon mat can be made even better by putting sausage and more bacon on top of the cheese layer before you roll it up.

[Conrad]

Wendy's has the new Triple Baconater, three pieces of beef and 9 pieces of bacon, it's one of the greatest artery clogging manifestations of fast food in recent history.

What about that Windows 7 burger from BK in Japan? I suppose on second thought, they have the right idea, but the Japanese are incapable of being manly.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Ironically isn't a man thread without any vagina in it pretty gay because then its just a big sausage fest?

SB the bacon mat can be made even better by putting sausage and more bacon on top of the cheese layer before you roll it up.

A real manly man would scour a Scottish forest for the finest boar and skin it alive with a butter knife for the bacon. Then traverse his way up the Himalayan mountains and milk a goat and cure the cheese in the fields of Deustchland.

After swimming down to Africa he would then participate in a tribal scrotum piercing ceremony while the bacon roll was cooked on a stone grill dating back to 2484 BC. He would then wrap the tasty bacon roll in an elephants dehydrated trunk, that he cut himself, while riding a crocodile down to Venezuela to pick some chili's for hot sauce. After testing the scovilles of a chili by dropping the seeds in his eye, he would grind down the seeds and chili into a fine paste using a 10ft long pit viper, mixing it's poison in to heat it up. Just for fun.


This is how a real man bacon rolls, not this pussy store bought and put it in the oven shit. You women.

[Kuya]

It depends, are the men inside said man thread touching? If not, you are lies.

[zoobernut]

Their posts are touching... does that count?

[Kuya]

I see space between them.