Tonka: You jelly that I have the magic of friendship inside me.
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murpo: What the hell is this about? and how old are you?
Tonka: Friendship is magic, and without friendship you cannot have magic inside of you. You'd be wise to remember this.
murpo: Your on drugs. Anyone with cartoons used as a pic or anime is either a little kid, not sociable, a freak or all of them. Anything else you care to say magic boy?
Just googled your "Friendship is magic, and without friendship you cannot have magic inside of you" and got took to My little pony. I assume your an 8 year old little girl now.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/My_Litt...dship_is_Magic
Tonka: Let's say that your assumptions are true; that way we can say an 8 year old girl on drugs knows the difference between "your" and "you're" and you do not. :D
murpo: so your trying to be a grammar nazi now? do i need to type perfect and official everywhere i go? This is not any business nor an official serious place therefore your opinion is invalid. What makes you say i dont know the difference? You obviously have never been in a business environment so you cant compare the two. Shows how young you are (I'm only 19).
Tonka: Oh dear, you did it again.
murpo: I went back through that post changing all grammar just on purpose to prove my point lol.
Why won't you give your age? All little kids seem to think they are funny being a 'Grammar Nazi' yet why give a shit about how someone types on the internet? Does it hurt your feelings so much? Don't be so sensitive!
Tonka: So you're saying that I shouldn't assume that you don't know the difference just because you type like you don't; but it is safe to assume that since my avatar is of a cartoon that I am but a wee little child? I think I understand. Your help today has been invaluable.
murpo: I refuse to answer any further messages from you until you say your age. Why are you so scared to say your age? What grown up man/woman would put a cartoon avatar up? I'm guessing you have no friends outside of your little computer world.
"that since my avatar is of a cartoon that I am but a wee little child" That is incorrect grammar.
Tonka: That sentence is fine. And since my age is pivotal to continuing this amazing conversation, I will share that I am 30 years old. My avatar is not specifically of a character from My Little Pony but rather Jim Halpert (Big Tuna) from the American version of The Office as if he were a My Little Pony character. I've never seen My Little Pony (though I did consider that theme for my daughter's upcoming birthday party).
Now, where were we. Something about
assuming, if I'm not mistaken?
murpo: Yes that grammar was incorrect so you messed it up yourself. Also you should never start a sentence with a conjunction (You started your sentence with "And"). It should be daughters not daughter's (Unless you only have one daughter)
Now crawl back to your basement and go munch on some of that McDonald's fatty.
Tonka: It's accepted grammar.
And of course I mean one daughter. I said the other baby is on the way (not born yet).
And even so, you have a 1 in 365 chance of being correct if you assume they have the same birthday. Lol!
Are you going to keep calling me fat until I disclose how much I weigh?
murpo: It's not really accepted as correct grammar in England. You are speaking English not Americanish.
Tonka: Your entire sentence was incorrect grammar in Spanish!
murpo: I'm on my phone (this and the last post) so forgive any grammar haha. using conjunctions at the start of sentences is not proper English grammar. Americans like to be different which is why the English language has been totally changed in America, they cant accept post or path It must be mail and sidewalk which is why conjunctions are not seen as invalid grammar in fat land
Tonka: So we can agree that I used grammar that is accepted where I live and you used grammar that is not accepted anywhere but text messages. I think we can also agree that you might be kind of a bigot? I prefer to have friendship in my heart. Friendship, magic, ponies and rainbows. Perhaps next time you feel like being an arse to someone you might think to yourself, "why, me? Why am I being an arse?"
Also, intentional sentence fragment.
murpo: what was the last message I sent. i think my phone didnt send It
murpo: You're using the English language. In the English language it is grammatically incorrect to use conjunctions at the start of the sentence. However Americans love to be different.
Using "proper" grammar is not for relaxed social places. Do you go onto a game and talk like this? 5% of people do but the other 95 percent do not. It does not mean you have to start 2 tlk lyk dis but it does mean that using your or you're is not a BIG difference and people should not have a problem with it.
You started this because you thought I was patronizing you which I was not. I was stating the obvious and I didn't think you were over sensitive. Not many 30 year olds talk about rainbows and ponies - you are very weird.
Tonka: Apology accepted!