View Poll Results: Which would you prefer under the circumstances?

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  • Accept torture for one year.

    30 68.18%
  • Accept death. Probably horribly too.

    14 31.82%
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  1. #41
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    i'll take torture then after a year, i'll hunt down the person who tortured me, torture him back and then kill him.
    and thats how i roll.

  2. #42
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    The sleep deprivation would more than likely kill me, but I'd rather be tortured for a year.

  3. #43
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    I'd rather die than go wakeboarding

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    THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU
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    I'd take option 1 only to render option 2 upon those who tormented me.

    Payback's a bitch.

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    Hopefully whichever you pick is locked in. I'll take torture. I have the rest of my life to be crazy and not responsible for my actions.

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    wakeboarding... lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knyghtmayre View Post
    Find it a little hard to believe that any sane person would volunteer to die over the alternative of living through a year of tenuous and seemingly neverending torture. Even if the torture was almost unbearable, you know that it's going to end and you'll be alive after it's over. Any alternative is better than death.
    you're the type of person that would rather live with no arms no legs no dick no eyes no ears no family

    ANY ALTERNATIVE IS BETTER THAN DEATH

    lol, shut the fuck up.

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    Nah, fuck that, I can come out a villain. I'd be a villain with no appendages before choosing death. I will win shit with MY MIND!

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    If I lost a pinky toe. I'd go crazy. Everyone I met would have to lose a pinky toe.

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    This is a stupid poll. I'd need to know wayyyy more context before I made any sort of decision.

  11. #51
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    Your poll is stupid.

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    I never sleep anyway. Bring on the torture.

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    Girl, I'm going to have to show you how waterboarding works... a year of that will fuck you up.
    A year of that will feel like an eternity for real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    Girl, I'm going to have to show you how waterboarding works... a year of that will fuck you up.
    A year of that will feel like an eternity for real.
    I know exactly what it is. I didn't say I wouldn't be fucked up at the end of it, but I still wouldn't choose the pussy way out of it. You better believe I'd be attempting to hunt down my torturer(s) with gun in hand afterward though.

  15. #55
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    Do you go after the torturer for payback on the chance that if you don't succeed you get to make the original decision all over again, though? That just keeps running through my head. I feel like after a year of it, I'd either succumb to Stockholm's and be best pals or cower in fear and live in like the most remote location on earth assuming I hadn't become totally broken and mindfucked afterwards.

    I wouldn't want to die and I think not being at least a little afraid of death is kind of nonsensical, but a year is so gawdamn long. I hate hypotheticals like this. lol

  16. #56
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    death is not the manly option.

  17. #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by quannum View Post
    death is not the manly option.
    Sure it is, only pussies want to be tortured for a year just so they can go back to work, play PS3 and watch TV when its over. You want to live because you f3@r teh unknown.

    I FUCKING SAID FEAR MOTHERFUCKER, YOU HAVE IT.

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    Considering death is the be all end all, I'd take my chances with torture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    play PS3 and watch TV when its over
    If you don't wanna do this you're a bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Sure it is, only pussies want to be tortured for a year just so they can go back to work, play PS3 and watch TV when its over. You want to live because you f3@r teh unknown.

    I FUCKING SAID FEAR MOTHERFUCKER, YOU HAVE IT.
    I'd play PS3 after the fact if they ever released decent games for it.

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