I think my mom thinks I'm gay...

[Callisto]

she keeps putting celery with the food I take to work, like I'm sort of celery-eating faggot

[Not Kuno]

kill her

[Mizango]

Naw, she probably just thinks you're a Wonderpet, which is a good thing.

Look! The forwums, their in twubble!

[Demosthenes]

Make your own food then faggot.

[Diamicles]

She just wants to make sure you're regular

[Linktri]

You're not?

[Mizango]

lol

[Charismatic]

I like celery

[Demosthenes]

wait till she starts adding asparagus.

[quannum]

have you considered being a faggot? that might be the easiest way out of your situation.

[Callisto]

^

I ate the celery

[Callisto]

but only AFTER I ate the carrots, I'm still a man

[Charismatic]

I just want to mention that once I tried to be gay with Kiarax and then I ate Celery and as soon as I bit into it I found the myspace.
I think that Celery ungays you.

[Nyx]

but only AFTER I ate the carrots, I'm still a man

Baby carrots?

[Charismatic]

I just want to mention that once I tried to be gay with Kiarax and then I ate Celery and as soon as I bit into it I found the myspace.
I think that Celery ungays you.

This does still support the theory that your mom thinks you're gay though.

[Callisto]

Baby carrots?

yes

[Nyx]

Yeah, that doesn't help your case. Carrots are bad. You either eat the little ones and look like a fag, or you eat the full sized ones and look like you're practicing your techniques to suck your boyfriend dry.

Pick a manly vegetable like a potato next time.

[Charismatic]

Doesn't the potato plant have flowers? Gay.

[Killgannon]

maybe your mom KNOWS you're gay and is trying to tell you with little hints!

[Ikarys]

Doesn't the potato plant have flowers? Gay.

Potatoes are potentially a carnivorous vegetable and grow in soil, the manergy they provide cannot be questioned