I think my mom thinks I'm gay...

**Abandon** · 2009-12-09 13:35

Yes, potatoes increase manergy, that cannot be questioned. However, celery increases the size of the load you blow. Think about it.

**Abandon** · 2009-12-09 13:35

Peter North in this bitch.

**Mertron** · 2009-12-09 13:37

Fuck your mom, that'll teach her.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-12-09 13:40

You don't gain manergy by depleting your body of vital fluids.

**Mertron** · 2009-12-09 13:42

K.

Play "just the tip" with your mom, that'll teach her.

**Faris** · 2009-12-09 14:28

wait, fags have rights on celery now? what the fuck is up seriously.

your mom preparing your lunchbox for work is the faggot part imo.

**Killgannon** · 2009-12-09 15:04

Originally Posted by Firas

your mom preparing your lunchbox for work is the faggot part imo.

this too>.>

**Callisto** · 2009-12-09 15:20

Wasn't like I asked for it, I typically don't eat at all until 2pm on a workday, when I moved back in with her she started forcing me to take stuff to work to eat earlier.

**Killgannon** · 2009-12-09 15:24

thats when you say "bitch, please" and you dont take it>.>

**Charismatic** · 2009-12-09 15:28

nah, turning down free food isn't manly

**Callisto** · 2009-12-09 15:29

neither is getting your ass whooped by your mom, and both would occur at the same time

**Yuri-G** · 2009-12-09 16:12

this thread is bullshit, gay people do not eat celery. some of the really faggy ones might eat tofu, but celery, that shit is for freaks and chinese people (who are the only ones who prepare it right, mmm chow mein)

also, I heard celery makes your semen taste bad. considering how much of that shit we swallow, I doubt we'd want that. now pineapple, on the other hand...

**Rem** · 2009-12-09 16:13

Originally Posted by Yuri-G

this thread is bullshit, gay people do not eat celery. some of the really faggy ones might eat tofu, but celery, that shit is for freaks and chinese people (who are the only ones who prepare it right, mmm chow mein)

also, I heard celery makes your semen taste bad. considering how much of that shit we swallow, I doubt we'd want that. now pineapple, on the other hand...

Lol I was once told that I need to eat pineapples for that reason.

**Day** · 2009-12-09 16:14

celery and peanut butter. fuck yes.

**Day** · 2009-12-09 16:15

Originally Posted by Rem

Lol I was once told that I need to eat pineapples for that reason.

Every lady has told me my semen tastes like honey. and gold.

**Day** · 2009-12-09 16:15

actually idk what the fuck they said, I don't listen after I got mine.

**Day** · 2009-12-09 16:15

who gives a shit anyways. swallow that shit and love it bitch.

**Rem** · 2009-12-09 16:16

Originally Posted by Day

who gives a shit anyways. swallow that shit and love it bitch.

Yea pretty much this.

**Yuri-G** · 2009-12-09 16:40

the pineapple thing totally works from what I've heard. I guess I could try out my own, but... for some reason I find my own kinda gross. I know, I should turn in my gay card and rainbow sash.

Originally Posted by Day

celery and peanut butter. fuck yes.

shit, I forgot about this. plus raisins. not bad.

**Howard Roark** · 2009-12-09 23:38

can we have the day and callisto cuddling picture now?

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