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    Miz, you don't even know how far the Cowboys stupidity goes. I had nearly forgotten about this, but our current kicker that can't seem to hit a damned FG past 30+ to save his life now...is a 6th round draft pick from 2007.

    Yes, that's right, in the span of 2007-2009 the Cowboys have drafted not one, but TWO kickers.

    Also, for more added hilarity, 2009 was dubbed "the special teams draft" (because clearly we needed no help anywhere else); however, apparently none of said draft picks can hold a football for a kicker, so we must use our starting QB to do that job.

    *cue circus music*

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    Man Nick Folk is terrible, Im astonished he is still on the team QQ I had a guy I work with tell me that Folk is as good a kicker as Graham is in Cincy and as stead as Vinatieri.

    I couldn't even laugh, I simply walked away.

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    He's the same guy that said before the season, that Brady, Manning (Eli) and Brees were overrated and had nothing on Tony Romo >.> That all their Superbowls and records are from great coaching and not talent.

    He has on super blinders.

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    Graham is a good kicker? nigga kicked a kick off out of bounds, in a god damn dome

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    Well, somehow Folk did make the Pro Bowl in his rookie season by hitting 83.9% of his FGs that year. Another funny fact, he had 4 touchbacks that season.

    Come 2008, he completely forgot how to kick touchbacks, so we drafted another kicker this past draft.

    This season, he's forgotten how to kick period. He is 65.4% on the fucking season.

    WE DRAFT GUD!

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    Oh and I cant forget about the one where he said he would take Barber 10 times out of 10 over Steven Jackson, Jones-Drew and over AP coming out of Oklahoma when he had durability issues.

    You should see the work I do in office, shit is gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headspace View Post
    Graham is a good kicker? nigga kicked a kick off out of bounds, in a god damn dome
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Oh and I cant forget about the one where he said he would take Barber 10 times out of 10 over Steven Jackson, Jones-Drew and over AP coming out of Oklahoma when he had durability issues.

    You should see the work I do in office, shit is gold.
    That Julius Jones draft pick is working out fantastic. I mean, Seattle fans are already wondering why Forsett hasn't taken his job (Texas born too bitches).

    Got love for my fellow Domers, but JJ fucking sucks ass and I have a worthless fucking jersey hanging up in my closet now.

    Romo is making me worry it is going to be two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stiker View Post
    Well, somehow Folk did make the Pro Bowl in his rookie season by hitting 83.9% of his FGs that year. Another funny fact, he had 4 touchbacks that season.

    Come 2008, he completely forgot how to kick touchbacks, so we drafted another kicker this past draft.

    This season, he's forgotten how to kick period. He is 65.4% on the fucking season.

    WE DRAFT GUD!
    He looked really really good rookie year... i mean he hit that game winner from 53 yds twice, splittin teh uprights. And I hate to say it and I like to say it at the same time, but David beuhler was our best drafted rookie this season. Teach him how to have accuracy with kicks and he could kick FGs from our own 40.

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    Right now, I just say we Texas Tech the whole fucking thing. Open tryouts for a kicker.

    I mean, we are going to draft Potts and hire Mike Leach, let's just fucking get it over with early.

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    i heard if enough people on a forum have enough cowboys players in their sig/avatar, the cowboys might win a game that matters in the next 10 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11 View Post
    i heard if enough people on a forum have enough cowboys players in their sig/avatar, the cowboys might win a game that matters in the next 10 years
    The only Cowboy game that mattered was yesterday. They did nothing for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stiker View Post
    That Julius Jones draft pick is working out fantastic. I mean, Seattle fans are already wondering why Forsett hasn't taken his job (Texas born too bitches).

    Got love for my fellow Domers, but JJ fucking sucks ass and I have a worthless fucking jersey hanging up in my closet now.

    Romo is making me worry it is going to be two.
    Eh, I doubt it, he's been pretty solid all year except in that Denver game. Seriously, throw it to one of the best corners in the league TWICE to your 4th string WR. He's been doin pretty good with Stonehandz and finally found a rhythm with Miles "HoF" Austin (For you miz). He's seemed to found a happy medium between gunslinger and mistake free. I wish Bill Parcells was still here. We'da have a superbowl here already, you see what they are doing in MIA? Shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headspace View Post
    The only Cowboy game that mattered was yesterday. They did nothing for me.
    to be fair, neither did your bungles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11 View Post
    to be fair, neither did your bungles
    If only we could put offensive coordinators on the IR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11 View Post
    i heard if enough people on a forum have enough cowboys players in their sig/avatar, the cowboys might win a game that matters in the next 10 years
    I only have pictures of people that matter. And that is Ray Rice: well utilized Talent and Tashard Choice: Fucking talent wasting away that will likely be traded after this year and will result in me not being a Cowboys fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headspace View Post
    If only we could put offensive coordinators on the IR.
    Amen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    Amen.
    No, your OC is good, you just play in December.

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    im trying to think of a series where playcalling cost the cowboys the drive yesterday and i cant think of one. dont say goal line either because there is no excuse you cant get 1 yard on 3-4 plays, i dont care if its your 10 year old cousin running the ball

    romo is balls mang

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