i'm a scientist

[Faris]

eat a dick demo

[Demosthenes11]

http://dennisjudd.com/albums/General-Pics/ck2_1.gif

don't trust me; i fucked up

[Demosthenes]

well played.

[Beckwin]

someone doesn't agree with me, quick, make a topic in spam!
you rage you lose

no, I make a topic in spam to keep my asinine commentary, yet undeniably real talk, out of generally on-topic threads.

essentially I'm using spam for one of the reasons it should exist.

[Howard Roark]

OH GOD THERE'S BECKWIN WHO LET SPAM OUT OF THERE CAGE

CAGE--MORE LIKE GAYGE AHAHAHAHHHHHHHH

[Demosthenes11]

no, I make a topic in spam to keep my asinine commentary, yet undeniably real talk, out of generally on-topic threads.

essentially I'm using spam for one of the reasons it should exist.

wanna hear some undeniably real talk?
Keanu Reeves will destroy this world if we don't stop global warming

prove me wrong you pinko commy son of a bitch

[Cantih]

Keanu Reeves will destroy this world if we don't stop global warming

What will destroy this world, would be sticking Keanu Reeves and Sinbad in a reality TV series.

[Demosthenes11]

and alf

[Cantih]

didn't alf get a talk show?

[Demosthenes11]

ya i think it's called oprah

[Mizango]

didn't alf get a talk show?

Alf can have anything he wants. The power of Gordon Shumway compels you.

[Abandon]

Alf is a bro

[Tempyst]

antibody: the max teem story, page 126, screenplay written by max tm

Max finally confronts God, who is played by gary oldman, or maybe quentin tarantino if we can get him, that would be awesome. Max is wearing a ripped bloody labcoat.

God: it looks like you've finally come for me, my son. Why don't you give up, and join the warm embrace of christianity? (The camera rotates behind god, revealing he is carrying a butterfly knife behind his back.)
Max: heh. I bet you'd like that. But I know your one weakness. (Max produces a high school calculus textbook and reads from it aloud.)

God: no, my one weakness, science! (God snarls like a feral animal and some cool effects happen here because of science.)

(While god is paralyzed, max takes out two beretta pistols and fires at god. It is done in slow motion. God is riddled with bullets and falls to the ground defeated. As soon as this happens, max begins to fade away.)

Voice over by max: much like an antibody, when there's no virus to plague the body and mind, I am unnecessary... until the next virus attacks. Heh.
(Credits roll to rage against the machine)

Max - Keanu Reeves
High School Math Professor - Mos Def
Ghost of Richard Dawkins (Voice) - Jean Reno
Darwin-Droid 3000 - Sylvester Stallone

[Mizango]

lol

[Diamicles]

Yes, I am a scientist. At least that's what I get paid to do.

Oh, and post on spam, cause I do that a lot when I'm not busy at work

[quannum]

[Nyx]

http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/Bill-nye.jpg

[Shiroikage]

Zealot, while you are here, why are you so goddamn retarded that you reply to Leif in a serious manner?

[Kuya]

BECAUSE HE HAS NOT YET SEEN THE LIGHT OF DAY

[Deftscythe]

We Are Scientists.