HOWEDEH BG ANDS FINAL FANTASI ELVEENFOURTTEEN

**DERFTHEGALKA** · 2009-12-11 12:42

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Originally Posted by Murdock View Post
oh wow. I'm glad I stumbled onto this thread.

Hey Derf fought any dragons lately?
Oh man, I'm trying to find those old screen shots looool.

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Originally Posted by Kurokikaze View Post
Someone want to tell me why this dude is still around?

You mean besides being awesome? And yes I know Derf and his shtick from my years on Killing Ifrit, so I know exactly what I am getting myself into. Do work Derf, do work.

OOOAWWWh DA LIL OL PICCIE OF MEH KICKN DRAGON ASS WITH MAY BRODERS FROM ZENSUBVERSTIHARDCOREPORNO?!?!!!!!!!!!!! WELLLL I HAVES IT SOMEWHERES BUTS IN DA MEENTIME COME CHECK OUTS ONE OF MEH XMAS SONGS YOO!!

PRESSS THE BUTTON RIGHT HER TO PLAYS YO!!!!

**Katlan** · 2009-12-11 13:01

Originally Posted by Kurokikaze

Someone want to tell me why this dude is still around? And hes shitted on other threads outside of his own.

cause 75% of the FFXIV forums is FFXIV related spam (speculation on system requirements & stuff like will you be able to jump is spam), and this counts as FFXIV related spam... only difference... this thread > 75% of the others in FFXIV forums atm

**Sho** · 2009-12-11 13:29

Originally Posted by Guitarman

seriously, someone make this guy go away. You laugh now, but in a month you'll want him dead.

This is the correct answer. +1. It would be great if he acted like that randomly every few posts but, this is basically it every post for so many years.

Cosign so much.

**Norellicus** · 2009-12-11 14:09

Tonka's alter ego did it better I think, hell if I can remember his name though

**Hadriel** · 2009-12-11 14:13

I honestly don't understand how you guys think this blight on humanity is funny... It's as painful to read as that makarov guy in game, and he has nothing relevant to say. This shit is even worse than BG's normal brand of trolling, and I can't help but notice that most of the ones egging him on are said trolls.

**DERFTHEGALKA** · 2009-12-11 14:21

WELLL BACK ON DA TOPIC WELLLLLLSSSSSSS I COULDNT BEELIEVE MEH LIL OL EYES YO BUT GUESS WHAt? YEP DERFYCLAUSE IS THE OFFIIALS MASCOTS OF FINASI FINAL XI!!!!

http://www.playonline.com/pcd/topics.../5134/5134.jpg

BRODERMANS DERFY COMING TO UR HOMETOWN ANDDDDSSS FFXIV ARUND THE BUSHIES IN NO TIME FLAT Y'ALL GETS TO SEEE GOOL OL DERFY THERE TOO SPREAD'N HOLIDAY GOODNESS TO ALLS THE GOOD BOIS AND GURLIES YO!!!!! >D

**Katlan** · 2009-12-11 14:27

Originally Posted by DERFTHEGALKA

WELLL BACK ON DA TOPIC WELLLLLLSSSSSSS I COULDNT BEELIEVE MEH LIL OL EYES YO BUT GUESS WHAt? YEP DERFYCLAUSE IS THE OFFIIALS MASCOTS OF FINASI FINAL XI!!!!

http://www.playonline.com/pcd/topics.../5134/5134.jpg

BRODERMANS DERFY COMING TO UR HOMETOWN ANDDDDSSS FFXIV ARUND THE BUSHIES IN NO TIME FLAT Y'ALL GETS TO SEEE GOOL OL DERFY THERE TOO SPREAD'N HOLIDAY GOODNESS TO ALLS THE GOOD BOIS AND GURLIES YO!!!!! >D

Best post ever

Chinch · 2009-12-11 15:17

I'm not being a stiff but this guy is honestly not funny. Every post I just picture some retarded guy over thinking every word to the point of brainfreeze and probably yelling it out loud as he types lol.

I've seen much better in other forums lol

stop sucking his dick ppl, you're just making him embarrass himself further

**Murdock** · 2009-12-11 15:23

Originally Posted by Mizango

Oh man, I'm trying to find those old screen shots looool.

OMG Please do. I could use a good laugh. I'm sure if you found and posted those, everyone would understand the lulz that is Derf.

**Jojothemidget** · 2009-12-11 15:25

Originally Posted by Norellicus

Tonka's alter ego did it better I think, hell if I can remember his name though

Was it Scarfaze? <sp?>

**Antithesis** · 2009-12-11 15:54

Originally Posted by DERFTHEGALKA

WELLL BACK ON DA TOPIC WELLLLLLSSSSSSS I COULDNT BEELIEVE MEH LIL OL EYES YO BUT GUESS WHAt? YEP DERFYCLAUSE IS THE OFFIIALS MASCOTS OF FINASI FINAL XI!!!!

http://www.playonline.com/pcd/topics.../5134/5134.jpg

BRODERMANS DERFY COMING TO UR HOMETOWN ANDDDDSSS FFXIV ARUND THE BUSHIES IN NO TIME FLAT Y'ALL GETS TO SEEE GOOL OL DERFY THERE TOO SPREAD'N HOLIDAY GOODNESS TO ALLS THE GOOD BOIS AND GURLIES YO!!!!! >D

Please for god sakes dont alter or do anything to that artwork or I will kill you.

**Kaluuki** · 2009-12-11 16:02

Originally Posted by Hadriel

I honestly don't understand how you guys think this blight on humanity is funny... It's as painful to read as that makarov guy in game, and he has nothing relevant to say. This shit is even worse than BG's normal brand of trolling, and I can't help but notice that most of the ones egging him on are said trolls.

Because we all know the internet is SRSBUSINSS, and anybody who doesn't take it SRSLY is a troll.

grow a sense of humor. you can't expect quality on the internet. ever. lmao

**DERFTHEGALKA** · 2009-12-11 16:38

WELLL BRODERSS EVEN MEH BRODERS UP ON HER KILLIEMIFTITS

http://derfthegalka.com/KI/121109/ki_derfy.jpg
GONE SAIDS THAT SQUARENERIX GONE INDUCT GOOD OL DERYCLAUSE AS THERE MASCOT YO!!!!

HO HO HO HO HO HO HOHOHOHOHOOHHOOO MARRY DERYMAS ONE AND ALLS YO!!!

O_______________O

http://www.playonline.com/pcd/topics...134/5134_3.jpg
ooawHHHHhhh THAT LIL FELLER GONE TRYING TO GETS SOME OF DERFY'S GOOOODIES BUT HE A NAUGHTY LIL TARU AND DOESNT GIT SHIAT YO!!!!

**grantlogan** · 2009-12-11 17:19

Derftard is worse than Mysterymithra. And that's pretty bad.

**meeeeeep** · 2009-12-11 17:21

Originally Posted by grantlogan

Derftard is worse than Mysterymithra. And that's pretty bad.

MM was clever, this is just retarded jibberish.

**Kaslo** · 2009-12-11 17:28

Originally Posted by DERFTHEGALKA

http://derfthegalka.com/KI/121109/santa_14.jpg

OMG this is made of fucking win, I can't even focus on my take home final now.

**Murdock** · 2009-12-11 17:38

Originally Posted by Murdock

OMG Please do. I could use a good laugh. I'm sure if you found and posted those, everyone would understand the lulz that is Derf.

found it...I think? I thought there was more.

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/showt...t=42601&page=8

a little ways down the page.

**DERFTHEGALKA** · 2009-12-11 18:11

WELLLL I DUNNO WAT HAPPENS TO MAH BABBY DRAGGON PICTURES BRODERZ ILL GO ASSK MAH DADDYKENS VANHELY OR MY NOOO GOOD FURST DADDEH OMFG IF THED HAVE MAH BABBY NIDDY PICCIES OF GOOD OL DERFY KICK'N ASS & TAKNING NAMES UP IN THE DRAGON NEEST

BUUUUUUUT I DID FINDS MEH FIRST PICCIE OF WHENS I GOT ADOPTRED INTO ZENSUBVERSI :D

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r...a/derf_zen.gif

YEPPPPPPP ITS HARD TO TELL BUT I WAZ A NOOBLEH WAR 22 IN DE HARDMOBBIE LINKYSHELL BACK IN DA DAYZ YO!!!

Chinch · 2009-12-11 18:23

Originally Posted by Kaluuki

Because we all know the internet is SRSBUSINSS, and anybody who doesn't take it SRSLY is a troll.

grow a sense of humor. you can't expect quality on the internet. ever. lmao

lol, stupid sense of humour you have there, kaluuki.

**Corrderio** · 2009-12-11 19:00

Originally Posted by Chakra

Go back to Killing Ifrit forums. Please. God.

I wish he would, however he can't get the attention he wants anymore on KI since the mods have to greenlight any post he makes before they can be viewed. So BG was the next logical step for him to spread his cancer it seems.

I said it once and I said it agian: He's like Carlos Mencia, the only person that thinks he's funny is himself.

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