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  1. #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohan View Post
    Though Carlos Mencia certainly isn't entertaining, the reason he's despised is far from him simply existing to amuse himself. The useless waste of flesh hasn't a bit of originality in him. His "best" jokes are ripped from others' acts.

    Considering, your comparing him to the brilliance that is Derf is simply invalid.

    I've rather enjoyed the posts of complaint in this thread. They all read along the lines of: "Man, I can't stand this guy. I'm such a hopeless douchebag that I'm going to try to make a relatively prim-and-proper looking post, complaining about something that's ultimately irrelevant. Surely, this will cause everyone to regard me as impossibly smart, and they'll agree that we'll have to wipe this blight away from an otherwise flawless internet forum. Anyone who disagrees lacks intelligence. I am so in love with myself."

    I hope this thread continues forever, and ever, and ever. And for a little while longer than that.
    your mind is messed up if you think people who complain are trying extra hard to look smart.

  2. #142
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevex View Post
    *Yawn*
    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/showthread.php?t=78483

    (Complaint posts are decently entertaining, though)
    Oh thank god, my brain cells thank you.

  3. #143
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    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

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    All 3 of them?

  4. #144
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    YOU BLACK, MIDNIGHT, EVIL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS!!! YOU RAW, DARKNESS!!! YOU, FUCKING, DELIRIOUS MOTHERFUCKER!
    You were cold as ice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D44kpunk View Post
    Considering I was on shiva and a sackholder in the shell that derf tagged along with and posted on KI quite frequently up until lately I'm gonna have to go with you don't really know what you're talking about. People nerd raging over derf never, ever, ever gets old.
    Oh, you must think I'm sitting on my amazing computer throne of a chair pissed off at Derf for his antics. I have better things to do with my nerdy internet time.

    I find it more annoying, but it's not like it's "OMG FUCK THIS HERE NOW DUDE INTERWEB RAGE OMG" It's more of a nuance and an eyesore to read (and read past) his posts. However, I doubt I'll ever blacklist Derf, much less anyone; I like to see what people say in my direction if ever regardless.

    And hey, maybe I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but even if I loved Derf's posts, I wouldn't be borderline sucking his cock like it looks like you're doing (or about to do) in his defense. My bad if I assume too much again.

    I won't even lie, I laughed at the GM part. Fucking Derf, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrderio View Post
    Oh thank god, my brain cells thank you.

    OOOOORRRRR LIL DUMBASS BRODER YALL CAN GEST STOPP STALKING DERFYKINS WUEREVER I GOES ! U FREAK ME OUTS o___________O I AM NOT GAY LIKE YA'LL SSOOOO STOP GIVN ME PARDEH INVITERSS YO

  6. #146
    I trusted Zet and this is what happened
    Eleven owes me $40 bucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by DERFTHEGALKA View Post
    OOOOORRRRR LIL DUMBASS BRODER YALL CAN GEST STOPP STALKING DERFYKINS WUEREVER I GOES ! U FREAK ME OUTS o___________O I AM NOT GAY LIKE YA'LL SSOOOO STOP GIVN ME PARDEH INVITERSS YO
    lol Derfykins and Corrdykins are getting in a tiff!

    Who was it that nicknamed Corr Corrdykins on KI?

  7. #147
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    All 3 of them?
    I blame Derf for their mass suicide

  8. #148
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    YOU BLACK, MIDNIGHT, EVIL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS!!! YOU RAW, DARKNESS!!! YOU, FUCKING, DELIRIOUS MOTHERFUCKER!
    You were cold as ice.

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    Actually fuck it, I suck and sit on a throne of lies. Also I will watch this Corr vs Derf match, lul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sho View Post
    Actually fuck it, I suck and sit on a throne of lies. Also I will watch this Corr vs Derf match, lul.
    Fuck yo thone

  10. #150
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    YOU BLACK, MIDNIGHT, EVIL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS!!! YOU RAW, DARKNESS!!! YOU, FUCKING, DELIRIOUS MOTHERFUCKER!
    You were cold as ice.

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    Throne doesn't afraid of anything yo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sho View Post
    Throne doesn't afraid of anything yo.
    YO BRODER YO YOU A GALKARS? U TALKIN IN OUR NATIVE LANGAGE MAN HAR RHARR

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    DERF I THINKZ UR WEBCITES NEDZ MOAR BANDAIDWITHS!

  13. #153
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    YOU BLACK, MIDNIGHT, EVIL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS!!! YOU RAW, DARKNESS!!! YOU, FUCKING, DELIRIOUS MOTHERFUCKER!
    You were cold as ice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DERFTHEGALKA View Post
    YO BRODER YO YOU A GALKARS? U TALKIN IN OUR NATIVE LANGAGE MAN HAR RHARR
    Nah son, but I'ma rap with ya'll niggas cuz ya'll my niggas, is all good, we chill, we chill. Represent and all that, yo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sho View Post
    Nah son, but I'ma rap with ya'll niggas cuz ya'll my niggas, is all good, we chill, we chill. Represent and all that, yo.
    Wut?

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    Nah son, but I'ma rap with ya'll niggas cuz ya'll my niggas, is all good, we chill, we chill. Represent and all that, yo.

    HHARRR HARRRR THATS PRETTY KOORL WIGHT THAR BRODERMAN YEAAH US BRODERS REPREASENTING OAWWH THIS MUST MEEN US GALKANS BEE PART NIGGAARANESE YO!!!

    SINCE WE RELEATED AND ALLS YO AND CAN HANGOUTS AT OUR HOMETOWNS YO CAN I BORROW SOME GILLERS FOR MAH NEW BOOTS YO??

    OOAWWWH AND MR CORNHOLIO USED THE WORD WUT WUT WUT IN DA BUTT BUTTT YO HAR WE BRODERS 4 LIFE! <3

  16. #156
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    YOU BLACK, MIDNIGHT, EVIL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS!!! YOU RAW, DARKNESS!!! YOU, FUCKING, DELIRIOUS MOTHERFUCKER!
    You were cold as ice.

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    XD

    I stay po' brah. No dolla gilz D:

    You Derfclaus anyways yo, what you need money for? CAN STEAL ZA BOOTS. Or maybe borrow them.

  17. #157
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    Quote Originally Posted by DERFTHEGALKA View Post
    NIGGAARANESE
    lol..

  18. #158
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    whole thread approved

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitarman View Post
    You are about as colossally stupid as derf. The people who hate him are the ones with past experience dealing with him. Get the hint? It's as i said, you find him funny now, but give it a month and you'll want him taken out back and shot.
    You really think I didn't know about Derf previously? You're perfectly embodied the "MAN I'M SO SMART" slander. Good work, champ.

    Pretty much everyone who's been trolling the various FFXI communities for years knows exactly who Derf is, and I'm one of those folks. Glad he's here. You stick-in-the-mud fuckers deserve his presence.

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    (b'-')b 2 thumbs up @ gm convo A++ would read again <3 derf

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