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  1. #21
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    my dick is too hard

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    my right eye feels dry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    my dick is too hard
    jerk off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    my right eye feels dry
    into your eye

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    actually don't, that shit burns like fuck

  6. #26
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    I didn't have time to properly iron my shirt this morning because I slept through my alarm for 15 minutes.
    Also, no breakfast (though I could swing by somewhere real quick and fix that)

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    Lin, I can't jerk off at work

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    BRB

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    (@3am)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    Lin, I can't jerk off at work
    what else do you do all day!?

    also, fix your sig

  11. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    what else do you do all day!?
    The truth is often stranger than fiction... I don't think you really want to know

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    I'm a pretty curious person

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    and so is caterpie

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    Well, I don't want to weird you out sooooo

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    Now you're just being mean

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    Greenpink hurts my eyes but I am still using it because they have not fixed R.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    jerk off
    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    into your eye
    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    actually don't, that shit burns like fuck
    this requires a thorough explanation of your first-person experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quannum View Post
    this requires a thorough explanation of your first-person experience.
    I KNOW WHAT YOURE THINKING!

    Spoiler: show
    No I don't have a penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    actually don't, that shit burns like fuck

    Do tell...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Do tell...
    What, you've never been the victim of a random jizz-in-eye before?


    And I thought you were a man of the world.

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