my dick is too hard
my dick is too hard
my right eye feels dry
actually don't, that shit burns like fuck
I didn't have time to properly iron my shirt this morning because I slept through my alarm for 15 minutes.
Also, no breakfast (though I could swing by somewhere real quick and fix that)
Lin, I can't jerk off at work
BRB
(@3am)
I'm a pretty curious person
and so is caterpie
Well, I don't want to weird you out sooooo
Now you're just being mean
Greenpink hurts my eyes but I am still using it because they have not fixed R.
I KNOW WHAT YOURE THINKING!
Spoiler: show