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    Chinese man gets remote control stuck in bottom after drunk prank.

    http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/de...-935927658.jpg

    A Chinese student appears to have been the butt of a somewhat strange prank following a nasty incident with a remote control.

    Nineteen-year-old Huang Chen mystified medics when he turned up drunk at Hunan Hangtian Hospital in Changsha, complaining of unexplained pain from his rear end.

    While being examined, the tipsy student turned over in bed, and inadvertently changed channel on the ward's telly.

    Astonishing X-rays later revealed that the teenager had a TV remote control lodged up his backside.

    Police say it was a part of a prank played by flatmates on Chen when he collapsed after a boozy night out.

    "We didn't know what it was to start with. There was a little bit of blood but he didn't say anything about a remote control. We couldn't quite believe it when we saw the X-ray," said medic Dr Wei Lung Zhi.

    "He will be fine in time but the remote was a write off," he added.
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-w...5875-21886936/

    Some weird sense of humor.

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    I've always slightly suspected that's where the remote disappeared to.

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    That's a small remote ... =/

    Not a long shafty one I was expecting, this looks like them laptop remotes ...

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    Reminds me of this


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    youtube is blocked but that isn't the scene from jackass is it? but with a toy car i believe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheStig View Post
    youtube is blocked but that isn't the scene from jackass is it? but with a toy car i believe...
    Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheStig View Post
    That's a small remote ... =/

    Not a long shafty one I was expecting, this looks like them laptop remotes ...
    It is a pretty decent sized remote, the white opaque object is just the batteries, you can see the outline of the remote if you look closely.

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    I read the story, and the first thing I thought of was, "Wow, the remote was already programmed to the hospital's TV? What a coincidence!"

    Or do all TVs in China operate on the same remote control frequency?

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    My Samsung remote pretty much works on every Samsung TV I've seen/used around. Heck, it gets annoying when it controls 2 TV's at once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acturus View Post
    Or do all TVs in China operate on the same remote control frequency?
    Well they are all made in China.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno View Post
    Well they are all made in China.
    OR! Maybe Huang Chen was partying with THIS GUY:

    http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2006..._click_010.jpg

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    You would need an RF remote control to work through that amount of flesh. I can't see a shitty hospital TV using a remote like that. <_<

    edit: That and the placement seems impossible to me. That's navel high so it would be in the top part of the large intestine, which doesn't seem likely for something that large. It's also oriented in a way just doesn't fit.

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    fail by me

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    Yeah, I don't know why the hell you would fake something like this, but the changing the channel thing is suspicious enough (my butt hurts. the tv just changed channels. I must have a remote control up my ass, let's xray. That would totally be MY exact line of thinking...)

    But the depth and angle... yeah, I dunno, but I doubt it.

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    The channel changing thing is just an example of British tabloid humour. It likely didn't happen at all and you're not expected to believe it happened. British humour is odd.

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    Judging from those x-rays that remote's waaaaay the fuck up there..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olo401 View Post
    Judging from those x-rays that remote's waaaaay the fuck up there..
    Yes, thank you!

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    Me Chinese, me play joke...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Me Chinese, me play joke...
    Me take remote and give you poke!

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    I love that they get the obvious joke out of the way
    A Chinese student appears to have been the butt of a somewhat strange prank

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