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  1. 2009-12-14 14:00 #1
    Demosthenes11
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    if evolution were so smart...

    how come we grow fucking weird ass randomly long hairs everywhere.
    and why are my nipples encircled by long ass hairs
  2. 2009-12-14 14:09 #2
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    To keep your enemies from stealing your man-milk by making them have hair in their mouth...obviously.
  3. 2009-12-14 14:13 #3
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    I shave my nipples
  4. 2009-12-14 14:16 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darus Grey View Post
    To keep your enemies from stealing your man-milk by making them have hair in their mouth...obviously.

    Best explanation for man nipples evar.
  5. 2009-12-14 14:16 #5
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    Women must find it attractive, or it wouldn't be there.

    Also if she says she doesn't like it, she's lying. Who are you gonna believe, millions of years of evolution or her?
  6. 2009-12-14 14:17 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gergall View Post
    Women must find it attractive, or it wouldn't be there.

    Also if she says she doesn't like it, she's lying. Who are you gonna believe, millions of years of evolution or her?

    "Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho" -3OH!3
  7. 2009-12-14 14:18 #7
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  8. 2009-12-14 14:19 #8
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  9. 2009-12-14 14:58 #9
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    ism
  10. 2009-12-14 15:00 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gergall View Post
    Women must find it attractive, or it wouldn't be there.

    Also if she says she doesn't like it, she's lying. Who are you gonna believe, millions of years of evolution or her?
    if its just hair on top of hair its bad. like if youre just shaggy all over youre fucked, but if you keep that shit maintained and healthy they'll love it. most will at least, some girls just are fucking scared of anyone else's hair anywhere i think
  11. 2009-12-14 15:08 #11
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    that's what tweezers were invented for demo11
  12. 2009-12-14 17:51 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    "Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho" -3OH!3
    no way did you really just quote 3oh3, haha
  13. 2009-12-14 17:55 #13
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    warmth
  14. 2009-12-14 18:04 #14
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    I ain't tweezing shit; you either love the hair or you find some other kitchen to cook dinner in.
  15. 2009-12-14 18:17 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gergall View Post
    Women must find it attractive, or it wouldn't be there.

    Also if she says she doesn't like it, she's lying. Who are you gonna believe, millions of years of evolution or her?
    so guys must love women with a hairy bush then... amirite?
  16. 2009-12-14 18:37 #16
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    hell not
  17. 2009-12-14 18:40 #17
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    Cause humans are fucked up.
  18. 2009-12-14 19:09 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeguy View Post
    so guys must love women with a hairy bush then... amirite?
    Well they did in the 80s, and we haven't had much time to evolve since then!
  19. 2009-12-14 19:31 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    that's what tweezers were invented for demo11
    you get those tweezers THE FUCK away from my nipples
  20. 2009-12-15 09:13 #20
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