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    You shoulda just acted racist against w/e race the person was and you probably wouldn't have gotten selected. For example, if they interviewed me for a black person's trial, I'd say "It's niggers like this that make me and my father look bad. Guys like this is the reason people stare at me when I approach. I hope the judge throws the book at this monkey"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    You shoulda just acted racist against w/e race the person was and you probably wouldn't have gotten selected. For example, if they interviewed me for a black person's trial, I'd say "It's niggers like this that make me and my father look bad. Guys like this is the reason people stare at me when I approach. I hope the judge throws the book at this monkey"
    If it's a case against a black man that'll probably get you put ON the jury.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    It's great for keeping your fingers occupied while you're watching tv/waiting for something/reading a book/sitting on the bus/train/whatever -- stops you from fidgeting AND you get something awesome at the end!

    Also what you knit totally determines whether it's oldwomanly. I doubt she was knitting moogle hats for instance.
    can you knit a lobster

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    All I got out of this is

    Kiro: I'm going to jail soon, just you wait
    everyone else: yup, sure are
    Kiro: I hope I have a good time and don't get raeped
    everyone else : Naw, you gonna get raeped
    Kiro : hm... fuck it, jail it is

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    hes got that fuckit in his system

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius View Post
    can you knit a lobster
    probably but it'd be easier to crochet one.

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    what about a sloth

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    with two toes

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    a cure for cancer

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    You can knit it.

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    DONT DREAM IT


    BEEEE IT

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