Team Rocket, Where are you?

[Conformity]

I need you right now, Persian and I have come up with a plan...

[SilverBreeze]

That's a nice suit you got there, mister pimp.

[Conformity]

That's a nice suit you got there, mister pimp.

Thank you Misty, it's hard being a Pokepimp. Have you by any chance run into Jesse, James, or Meowth?

[Conformity]

if you do not tell me I will have to release portions of your sextape.

[Qalbert]

Rumour has it they blasted off.

[Conformity]

Rumour has it they blasted off.

Did they do it at the speed of light?

[SilverBreeze]

Did they do it at the speed of light?

The other team didn't surrender now and they prepared to fight.

[SilverBreeze]

I'm prepared to join Team Rocket, mister Pokepimp.

[Conformity]

I'm prepared to join Team Rocket, mister Pokepimp.

Jesus Christ Misty, that uniform fits you well. We might have to bring you over to the compound for further interviews. Make sure you bring 3 copies of your resume and references.

[Akucaen]

James reporting for duty. Are we going on a secret mission boss?

[Conformity]

Yes James, Apparently Meowth and Jessie are taking an extended Vacation and there is a special pokemon we need to get our hands on.

There is a Pokemon called seaking who can break through twin towers, destroy objects, and say FUCK YEAH. We need to lure this Pokemon into this thread and then trap him! Once we have him, he will become a member of Team Rocket and we will be able to use his power to destroy threads in BG thereby wielding the power and taking control of this forum! WE WILL BE ABLE TO RULE THIS FORUM WITH OUR POWER!!

I have Misty here who has decided to join Team Rocket, use both of your combined powers to lure him in here.

[Akucaen]

Okay so. My plan is to dress misty up as the female version of this pokemon and have her do a mating dance/song. When the pokemon comes and fucks her, then screams fuck yeah, I'll capture it while it's still recovering from the dirty deed.

Sound cool?

[Conformity]

Okay so. My plan is to dress misty up as the female version of this pokemon and have her do a mating dance/song. When the pokemon comes and fucks her, then screams fuck yeah, I'll capture it while it's still recovering from the dirty deed.

Sound cool?

Sounds good to me James, do not dissapoint. I am putting the future of Team Rocket in your hands. I recommend starting a thread to bait him personally, once trapped by misty's beauty the rest of the task should be simple

[Akucaen]

Sounds good to me Jesse, do not dissapoint. I am putting the future of Team Rocket in your hands. I recommend starting a thread to bait him personally, once trapped by misty's beauty the rest of the task should be simple

I'm fucking James you faggot.

[Conformity]

I'm fucking James you faggot.

Thats what I said

[Akucaen]

Thats what I said

Your deception doesn't get past this male beauty. [/roses]

[Conformity]

Your deception doesn't get past this male beauty. [/roses]

Dont make me have persian beat your growlie again

[Akucaen]

I will KILL your persian after this mission. [/roses]

[Conformity]

I will KILL your persian after this mission. [/roses]

James where do you get all these roses from?

[Linliel]

I don't think it's working so well James