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    The Phantom Menace review

    Okay, before the Bill brigade jumps out of their shells, let me just say that I realise that the movie is old, but this (extremely lengthy) review is well worth the watch. It is definitely long, but has many good points, and is genuinely good humour.

    Pt One
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    Pt Two
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    Pt Three
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    Pt Four
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    Pt Five
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    Pt Six
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    Pt Seven
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    Saw part 2 before I had to head out yesterday, was funny, heard it gets funnier.

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    you should post his Star Terk reviews those are hilarious, I never hit the floor repeatably while laughing in ages and this guy kept me doing that for 3 hours+ watching his whole reviews.

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    Never heard of this guy till now. A+ lol

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    last video wont load for me :/

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    The part about the gas in PT.3 is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Souj View Post
    last video wont load for me :/
    If you go to the youtube thing it has this link

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIWKMgJs_Gs&fmt=18

    For if the last video won't load =o this one worked for me.

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    Thanks so much Dense for this. Fucking made my morning!

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    Oh man this was great, thanks for it

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    i lold so hard when he was going through the protagonists in part 1 and says all the character names but ends with Kevin Bacon

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    That was well worth the 70 minutes it took to watch, very funny and very true.

    I remember raging after Episode One. I was "that guy" that camped out for tickets, saw the midnight show, and after the credits rolled I remember standing up and saying "What the fuck was that?"

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    God I'm glad I was in middle school when that movie came out, I don't think I could handle the disappointment of seeing my childhood raped now adays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apelila View Post
    God I'm glad I was in middle school when that movie came out, I don't think I could handle the disappointment of seeing my childhood raped now adays.
    Don't worry there is still plenty of time for that.

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    Holy shit this guy is awkward but I love it. The force rape joke was awesome.

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    That was possibly the most boring shit I've ever tried to watch. I forced myself to video four before I gave up waiting for something even remotely funny to happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TacoTaru View Post
    That was possibly the most boring shit I've ever tried to watch. I forced myself to video four before I gave up waiting for something even remotely funny to happen.
    Welcome to the Phantom Menace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auspice View Post
    Welcome to the Phantom Menace.
    And I spat out my coffee laughing, well played sir.

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    He does a good job of summing up everything you've only considered subconsciously. The old George Lucas quote at the end of part 6 is perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwynplaine View Post
    He does a good job of summing up everything you've only considered subconsciously. The old George Lucas quote at the end of part 6 is perfect.
    This. The humor mixed in with the nuanced critique = A+!

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    They get increasingly better around part 3 and on. There is one part where he talks about them running really fast and then he shows the part where Obiwan is stuck in those fields when Darth Maul is fighting Kwigon(sp?), but instead of running fast he kind of jogs and doesn't make it. I laughed my ass off.

    The part is at 4:58 of Part 6, I laughed so hard.

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