Santa is better than Jesus.

**Senoska** · 2009-12-16 14:17

And that's why we celebrate him before some sandnig in the middle of the Iraq.

**Senoska** · 2009-12-16 14:17

Not to mention Santa doesn't care where your dick wanders.

**Akucaen** · 2009-12-16 14:17

Indeed.

**Senoska** · 2009-12-16 14:18

Santa comes once a year, Jesus is always just "On his way."

**Conformity** · 2009-12-16 14:20

Originally Posted by Senoska

Santa comes once a year, Jesus is always just "On his way."

this b troo

**quannum** · 2009-12-16 14:23

santa runs a delicious fried chicken fast food operation.

on 2nd thought, it's probably made by a guy named jesus.

**Olo401** · 2009-12-16 14:50

Originally Posted by quannum

santa runs a delicious fried chicken fast food operation.

on 2nd thought, it's probably made by a guy named jesus.

Who knows, it could be Jesus DeSanto..

Spoiler: show

**mootsfox** · 2009-12-16 14:52

When was the last time Jesus gave me gifts?

Never, that's when.

**Kael** · 2009-12-16 14:53

Optimus Prime is better then both of them.

**Conformity** · 2009-12-16 14:54

Jews also did 9/11

**Senoska** · 2009-12-16 15:01

Originally Posted by mootsfox

When was the last time Jesus gave me gifts?

Never, that's when.

That's because Jesus was a Jew.

**Conformity** · 2009-12-16 15:08

Originally Posted by Senoska

That's because Jesus was a Jew.

yup

**Akucaen** · 2009-12-16 15:11

Originally Posted by Kael

Optimus Prime is better then both of them.

This.

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