NFL Week 15: R.I.P. Slim

[Mizango]

Not trollin' my ass, you can't turn it off.

Hey man I try

[Chun Liroy]

I would like Gruden as well. To me the team finding motivation from potato head then beating the Saints would dictate that we need a hard ass coach. But in all reality, our best fits won't get the job because JJ would get someone retarded.

[Devolver]

I rather have Gruden as the next Cowboys head coach over Shanahan.

If Gruden ever went to the 'boys, I would be fucking devastated, for real.

[Chun Liroy]

If Gruden ever went to the 'boys, I would be fucking devastated, for real.

Fuck nig, I hit reply, then GD and it said new post.

[Effluo]

Man I wish, I actually like the Texans. They need to put my goddamn man Dan Orlovsky in there and let him and Johnson set records for eternity.

Orolovsky, seriously?! I can't win a fucking game Dan Orlovsky? Oh, you mean I have stay IN the endzone, Dan Orlovsky? Fuck that. I had high hopes for him in Detroit. He was going to lead us back from the depths of absolute fail. He only showed me he was no better than the Lions. Hell, Grossman beat him for the backup spot...

Schaub and Johnson are already killing it. Why mess with such levels of awesome?

[Dimmauk]

Here is what will happen, Bears stomp the Viks and Chucky will be interested in taking over the HC job for next year.

[Jodwahh]

Everytime I see this thread title I think Fatboy Slim has died. Every fucking time.

[Mizango]

Orolovsky, seriously?! I can't win a fucking game Dan Orlovsky? Oh, you mean I have stay IN the endzone, Dan Orlovsky? Fuck that. I had high hopes for him in Detroit. He was going to lead us back from the depths of absolute fail. He only showed me he was no better than the Lions. Hell, Grossman beat him for the backup spot...

Schaub and Johnson are already killing it. Why mess with such levels of awesome?

w/e nerd, hows Schaub working out of your record? You're right though, being in the middle of the pack every year is ok as long as you put up nice numbers. Orlovsky is twice the QB Shaub will ever be, congrats to the Falcons though for fleecing yall ignorant fucks and getting hella schwag for a mid tier QB.

[Mizango]

Everytime I see this thread title I think Fatboy Slim has died. Every fucking time.

You should praise him like you should.

[Mizango]

I'm actually surprised that the tin man has held up this long. Schaub makes Brodie Croyle looks like Brett "Iron man" Favre.

[Devolver]

Thinking about it though, I think the Texans could use a new coaching staff. At least a new Head Coach. Something to change the culture, and the mentality of the team. Kubiak seems ok with just the mediocre.

[Chun Liroy]

I'm actually surprised that the tin man has held up this long. Schaub makes Brodie Croyle looks like Brett "Iron man" Favre.

Felix was already hurt this year...

[Mizango]

Thinking about it though, I think the Texans could use a new coaching staff. At least a new Head Coach. Something to change the culture, and the mentality of the team. Kubiak seems ok with just the mediocre.

Agreed, but putting in a stud like Orlovsky couldn't hurt either. I mean Schaub was outplayed last year by Sage Roflcoper Rosenfails, what the fuck is with that shit? Hell put Sexy Rex in there and let that motherfucker throw scuds 90 yards for 4 quarters.

[Mizango]

Felix was already hurt this year...

ROFL, see I can't escape. I just relapsed on my Cowboy hate.

[Effluo]

w/e nerd, hows Schaub working out of your record? You're right though, being in the middle of the pack every year is ok as long as you put up nice numbers. Orlovsky is twice the QB Shaub will ever be, congrats to the Falcons though for fleecing yall ignorant fucks and getting hella schwag for a mid tier QB.

Better than Carr ever did. At least we haven't had a losing season with him at QB. You gotta give Schaub his due. Dislocated Shoulder, and comes back the second half and damn near beats the Jags. You may call him mid-tier but I think his numbers say other wise. As I said, Orlovsky can't even get a back up job at this point.

Schaub has one weapon to work with, and we see how that's working, pretty damn well if you ask me. If OD was still in the mix, and we could get someone who could RUN and HOLD ON TO THE BALL, it'd be a completely different record.

[Cephius]

w/e nerd, hows Schaub working out of your record? You're right though, being in the middle of the pack every year is ok as long as you put up nice numbers. Orlovsky is twice the QB Shaub will ever be, congrats to the Falcons though for fleecing yall ignorant fucks and getting hella schwag for a mid tier QB.

lol oh god, reading this i just imagine this guy going WHATEVER, NERD

[Flarega]

They see miz trollin'...

[Moss]

Thinking about it though, I think the Texans could use a new coaching staff. At least a new Head Coach. Something to change the culture, and the mentality of the team. Kubiak seems ok with just the mediocre.

They really have to fire Kubiak. Texans have way too much talent to be .500 every year.

[tyven]

w/e nerd, hows Schaub working out of your record? You're right though, being in the middle of the pack every year is ok as long as you put up nice numbers. Orlovsky is twice the QB Shaub will ever be, congrats to the Falcons though for fleecing yall ignorant fucks and getting hella schwag for a mid tier QB.

best miz troll in fucking weeks

[Mizango]

Better than Carr ever did. At least we haven't had a losing season with him at QB. You gotta give Schaub his due. Dislocated Shoulder, and comes back the second half and damn near beats the Jags. You may call him mid-tier but I think his numbers say other wise. As I said, Orlovsky can't even get a back up job at this point.

Schaub has one weapon to work with, and we see how that's working, pretty damn well if you ask me. If OD was still in the mix, and we could get someone who could RUN and HOLD ON TO THE BALL, it'd be a completely different record.

If Jake didnt throw 10 interceptions a game, if we had our starting tackles, if we had a different coach, If Tom Brady hadnt has surgery etc. Nah fuck that shit. What's that saying? "If ifs and ands were pots and pans, there'd be no work for tinkers' hands". Fuck that noise, you had OD last year and sucked. You guys had a non fumbling Slaton last year and still sucked. You guys had Schaub, Johnson and Jones and STILL sucked.

At what point do the excuses and hypothetical "ifs" stop? Schaub is not good, but youre right, lets give him props for playing through an injury for once in his career. Lets give Jason Campbell props for coming back in the 3rd quarter last night and finishing the game. Hell lets give Brett props for never missing a game. How does that translate into SB wins? Hell for Houston i'll lower the bar a tad and pose to you this question, how does that help you get to the playoffs?

Failure needs no excuse.