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  1. 2009-12-16 23:00 #1
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    So I was walking through the locker room today...

    As I am walking through I glance over and see this morbidly obese man. As soon as our eyes meet he covers up with the quickness. The funny part was, that he was so fat, his fat layed over his penis ala peter griffin. Why would be be so quick to cover up with a towel, if nobody could see his penis anyways?
  2. 2009-12-16 23:01 #2
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    did he cover his man tits as well?
  3. 2009-12-16 23:02 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    did he cover his man tits as well?
    I tried not to look, he went from moving slow to trying to figure out what to do with the towel at lightening speed
  4. 2009-12-17 01:39 #4
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    I wish the fat people at my gym were this ashamed. They walk around naked and care-free in the locker room.
  5. 2009-12-17 01:59 #5
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    sounds like conformity was cruising the locker room for cock
  6. 2009-12-17 02:59 #6
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    lol
  7. 2009-12-17 03:09 #7
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    This is why I don't get naked in locker rooms because faggots like conformity will go home and talk about my dick on the internet.
  8. 2009-12-17 03:54 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    This is why I don't get naked in locker rooms because faggots like conformity will go home and talk about my dick on the internet.
    Are you similar to this example? If so: too bad, if not: He probably wouldn't be talking about your dick (at least in such a negative tone
  9. 2009-12-17 06:58 #9
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    My dick is going to concern you when it's tearing your ass apart
  10. 2009-12-17 09:05 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    My dick is going to concern you when it's tearing your ass apart
    i lold
  11. 2009-12-17 10:15 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    My dick is going to concern you when it's tearing your ass apart
    10/10
  12. 2009-12-17 11:20 #12
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    7/10 - meh
  13. 2009-12-17 19:30 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    This is why I don't get naked in locker rooms because faggots like conformity will go home and talk about my dick on the internet.
    I'm not sure if you're admitting you're an extremely unappealing fat ass or not.

    But I would like to bring up the fact that you are fat and that no one likes you.
  14. 2009-12-17 19:42 #14
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    now why you gotta go and do that, love, huh?
  15. 2009-12-17 19:42 #15
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    colenzo is a-ok
  16. 2009-12-17 21:01 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    colenzo is a-ok
    Seconding.
  17. 2009-12-17 21:04 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    now why you gotta go and do that, love, huh?
    chuyu, this is for you bb
  18. 2009-12-18 01:51 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    chuyu, this is for you bb
    hey hey hey
  19. 2009-12-18 04:18 #19
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    colenzo's cool with me
  20. 2009-12-18 06:05 #20
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    You losers like Colenzo because you're so desperate for affection that you'll befriend anyone and anything willing to interact with you
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