My co-workers are fucking weird.

[AkashiXI]

So I work in retail, specifically the grocery section (college jobs suck, I know). We're a tight knit group, and we occasionally pull pranks/goof around. Even our lead manager will contribute in a few shenanigans.

Today we found a 4feet rag doll in one of the aisles. One of my co-workers brought it to the backroom and started randomly placing her in different areas/positions - my personal favorite was on top of a beer pallet with her legs spread open and with a sign saying "had one too many". Anywho, my co-worker Al asked me, "isn't your girlfriend like 5feet?" when I responded yes, they immediately proclaimed that this rag bitch was my new hussie. I laughed it off and went back to work. About an hour later I hear over the intercom, "Tano report to the backroom," so I did. As soon as I entered, I saw my newfounded girlfriend hanging off one of the steels with lipstick smothered all over her face. Her left arm was severed (most likely from a box cutter), and shoved in her mouth. When I approached closer, I heard from a distance, "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!", and then a sharp pain on the back of my skull.

They threw a cardboard shuriken at me.

the end

[Linliel]

wow that's pretty creepy lol

[Howard Roark]

that is just so far from cool, funny, or appropriate

nothing saves that at all




time for a new job

[AkashiXI]

that is just so far from cool, funny, or appropriate

nothing saves that at all




time for a new job

In the produce room (it's literally a giant encased cooler), they've made GIANT murals of genitalia. My favorite was a vagina that was about 7feet tall, all made out of blue tape. I have the pic saved to my cell phone >_>.

I'll never quit here until I graduated. Such an easy job lol

[Akanei]

Up until the shuriken part I was chuckling.

That part was just random.

[Falisa]

So on the front page of BG this shows "My coworkers are fucking" and I got interested. The actual thread title disappointed me.

[AkashiXI]

sorry

[AkashiXI]

not really

[Abandon]

odd.

[Charismatic]

Didn't read it, LOL

[Day]

oh man trold

[Cephius]

I will give you that Tano is a cool name, but only if your last name is something like "McAwesome"

[AkashiXI]

nope :O

[AkashiXI]

It's McLovin

[Cephius]

Eh, medicore at best. Is Tano short for something? Like TANOLICIOUS

[Charismatic]

Gaytano or something, I forgot.

[AkashiXI]

nope and nope

[Qalbert]

all co-workers are fucking weird

ftfy

[_chuchu]

fucking co-workers is not weird

[_chuchu]

you can fuck them in weird ways though