Confessions

[Thiefami]

I am sitting here, bored, at work and I got to thinking how wonderful it would be to get a few things off my chest. Perhaps a few of you also have something you would like to get off your chest. Post your confessions so you may be forgiven. Things you have done, or the vile things you have thought. I'll go first.

Sometimes, even though it is unlady like, I want to chin check my mother. Not just a sucker punch, but just wail on her with wrought iron fists.

[Qalbert]

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

[Woozie]

I already confessed this in spam, but I had an affair with Tiger Woods.

[Olo401]

I confess I was just asleep and snoring at work for the past fifteen minutes.

[Mizango]

I absolutely LOVE Chevy Chase movies.

I've also scheduled sick days and used vacation days from work because I wanted to watch holiday James Bond marathons.

[BadKarma]

everything that i've been doing
it is all bad
i got a chick on the side with a crib and a ride
i've been telling you so many lies

aint no good its all bad
and i just wanna confess its been goin on so long
girl i been doin u so wrong
and i want you to know that

Everytime i was in L.A. i was with my ex-Girlfriend
Evertime you called i told you,
"Baby, I'm workin" (no!)
i was out doin my dirt (oh!)
wasn't thinkin bout you gettin hurt,
(i) was hand in hand in the beverely center like man
not givin a damn who sees me
so gone
so wrong
Actin like I didnt have you sittin at home

thinkin about me bein the good girl that you are
bet u probaly believe you got a good man
a man that would never do the things im about to tell you ive done
Brace yourself
it ain't good
but it would be the worst if u heard this
from somebody else

if i could turn back the hands of time
and start all over i would
instead of everything bein all bad,
baby, everything be all good
I don't wanna lose you
but i know what i'm tellin you
ain't gonna make you wanna stay
probaly just wanna run away
mad enough to punch me in my face
i've been livin like an idiot
and i deserve every bit of it..!
i know......today is the day
that i end all the lying and playing and the bullshit girl
i'm sorry
baby, i'm sorry
but i can no longer walk around
with this stress on my chest
i confess

[Mizango]

Oh and one of my favorite movies ever is La Bamba. I will watch that shit until im blue in the face, I cant get enough of that god forsaken movie.

[Mizango]

RICHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[tyven]

I absolutely LOVE Chevy Chase movies.

I've also scheduled sick days and used vacation days from work because I wanted to watch holiday James Bond marathons.

so you are confessing that you are a man?

FOR SHAME

[BadKarma]

RICHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Rich?
http://punchbutton.beloblog.com/arch...hie%20rich.bmp

[Nightfyre]

I kissed a girl, and I liked it.

[Rem]

Oh and one of my favorite movies ever is La Bamba. I will watch that shit until im blue in the face, I cant get enough of that god forsaken movie.

I didn't want to play basketball outdoors for a while because of that movie.

[BadKarma]

I kissed a girl, and I liked it.

But what about her cherry chapstick?

[Mizango]

I didn't want to play basketball outdoors for a while because of that movie.

lmao

[Mizango]

so you are confessing that you are a man?

FOR SHAME

I am a mega man.

Rich?
http://punchbutton.beloblog.com/arch...hie%20rich.bmp

I got 5 on it.

[QuePsiXI]

I absolutely LOVE Chevy Chase movies.

I've also scheduled sick days and used vacation days from work because I wanted to watch holiday James Bond marathons.

No, this definitely proved that he is a both.

[Zieara]

My sister-in-law is staying with us and I think I'm developing feelings for her. Should I go for 3-way (fun for me, gross for them)?

[Mizango]

My sister-in-law is staying with us and I think I'm developing feelings for her. Should I go for 3-way (fun for me, gross for them)?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y15...y-springer.jpg

[Parshias]

I shot JFK.

[Abandon]

I fucked a white girl and enjoyed it. Thoroughly.