Confessions

[Ksandra]

Yeah well, I read that a small popcorn + butter has about the same amount of calories as 3 big macs so NO THANKS

you don't put butter with it and mustard has zero calories >.>;

[_chuchu]

you don't put butter with it and mustard has zero calories >.>;

I'll douse your tits in butter and you'd enjoy it too

[Ksandra]

I'll douse your tits in butter and you'd enjoy it too

possibly

[Shiroikage]

i am pretty terrible

[_chuchu]

Just when I thought I said all I can say, my chick on the side said she got one on the way

[Odon]

you don't put butter with it and mustard has zero calories >.>;

How the fuck does mustard have zero calories. You lyin' yo.

[Ksandra]

How the fuck does mustard have zero calories. You lyin' yo.

http://www.thedailyplate.com/nutriti...yellow-mustard

making it the most amazing condiment ever.

[Arvin]

I like actually sort of enjoy twilight, and I really love chick flicks and dumb HS flicks.

john tucker must die is one of my favorite movies.

[Mizango]

I like actually sort of enjoy twilight, and I really love chick flicks and dumb HS flicks.

john tucker must die is one of my favorite movies.

You almost had me for a second, I had to read the first part of that sentence and double check your name a few times -.-

[Sol-Blackguy]

Even though I'm black I don't like menthol, don't like grape or watermellon flavored anything, don't like malt liquor, I wear my pants at waist level with a belt, date black women, and had a 3.8 gpa through high school and college.

[Darus Grey]

I constantly make fun of people who watch anime...but I secretly watch it too...but only really bad anime aimed at teen girls, and I love it.

[Akanei]

I punched a penguin on my way in here.

[Akucaen]

Akanei is really living afterbirth. True story.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Even though I'm black I don't like menthol, don't like grape or watermellon flavored anything, don't like malt liquor, I wear my pants at waist level with a belt, date black women, and had a 3.8 gpa through high school and college.

lol'd pretty hard, good one

[Akanei]

Akanei is really living afterbirth. True story.

It's true, my father died before I was born.

[Akucaen]

How the fuck does mustard have zero calories. You lyin' yo.

You can get zero calorie Miracle Whip and ketchup too. The zero-cal Miracle whip actually tastes just a tad bit sweeter, and the ketchup actually tastes better. (You look for Heinz "Low sugar" with the blue stripe.)

I think I've just grown to think high-fructose corn syrup is too goddamn sweet. I can't drink regular coke or pepsi anymore. The only sweetener I can stand aside from regular sugar is aspartame/phenylalanine.

[Blarg]

I bet it's zero calories per .1 g serving or something like that. They are messing with the serving size to make it round to 0.

[Akucaen]

Actually they don't. I'll grab both, one sec.

[Blarg]

IF YOU TRY TO PROVE ME WRONG I WILL BE SO BUTTHURT YOU WILL REGRET IT

[Ragnell]

dont do it man