Confessions

[Howard Roark]

I confess that the original confessions thread in spam was somehow a million times more honest. If you really think about it, that may be the worst thing we lost in the Fire except perhaps the rap thread.

[_chuchu]

me

hot chix onry?

Spoiler: show

pics/cam?

[Linliel]

But you have fucked Kirsten Dunst?

goddammit kiarax I only sent you those me+Kirsten pics cos I thought you were a girl ><

[Linliel]

hot chix onry?

of course, I'm very picky.

[#686578]

What is this I dont even

[Abandon]

who hasn't?

who are you? Why are you here?

[Thiefami]

who are you? Why are you here?

Clitortra... To molest and destroy

[Abandon]

[Ansems]

I broke up with my first bf last week cause he caught me making out with a girl and now he decided to bring his ex gf to Miami; out of spite, so I stoped calling. Now I'm talking to some kid that I met when I was a junior and he was a freshmen in highschool. He was such a puny little shit when I met him and now he looks gooood. Best thing about is that he does the same shit I do. Work, smokes xtreme amounts of weed and rolls.

[Shiroikage]

distinct lack of real talk up in hurr

[Cairthenn]

She said she's three months pregnant and she's keeping it.

[Qalbert]

Everytime my roommate bought new socks I would steal a pair for wanking purposes.

[Rocl]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I love the View, and I love Oprah. Those aren't new though.

I'm really bad at giving head, I always feel like I'm choking but I enjoy it so I don't stop. Not choking though, I just plow through the pain.

GET IT? PLOW THROUGH

[Zalius]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I love the View, and I love Oprah. Those aren't new though.

I'm really bad at giving head, I always feel like I'm choking but I enjoy it so I don't stop. Not choking though, I just plow through the pain.

GET IT? PLOW THROUGH

You know what's more digusting than Map?

This one time my sister invited me and some friends over to her apartment for dinner. She made some rice and chicken stuff, the chicken was pretty good but the rice tasted weird.
Not wanting to be douches, we all told her it was awesome. Hell I even put myself through the trauma of having seconds.
Later, I was helping her out with the dishes, and I notice one of the grains of rice in the pot looked alive. I kindly ask my sister how long ago she bought the rice and she said the ever-confident "I dunno". I then asked to see the container she kept the rice in. Upon opening it, we found it was infested with maggots.

Boiled maggots for dinner. Yum.

THAT IS WORSE THAN MAP, not by much, BUT IT IS.

P.S. my sister cried >_>; lol

[Zalius]

THOUGHT ID FIND SOMETHING BEFITTING OF YOUR AVATAR

[Rocl]

rofl, i still tell that story to this day

[Rocl]

i always end it with "I could win fear factor now"

[Genosync]

I love happy hardcore

[Zalius]

i always end it with "I could win fear factor now"

i think this is where your culturally instilled fear of foreign penises was lost