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    Apart from the 4 pages of whining over what this child is or isn't, the story truely is an interesting one. This child is without the upper layers of brain function and therefor has only the basic motor skills which we attribute to unconcious thinking, i do however find it hard to believe that the child would live long without some form of support for & from its family.

    It is a real shame to see children being born with these kinds of handicaps and its only in recent years that we feel the need to care endlessly for them, im really not trying to seem heartless by saying this, but this child really should be euthanised, it is providing no real benefit to a society it "lives" in and for all we know the child could be horribly distressed or in severe discomfort from the condition it is in.

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    Go kill it then, I'm pretty sure our laws against infanticide don't cover brainless babies, right? Y'all getting awfully grim over something that doesn't really affect you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction View Post
    Go kill it then, I'm pretty sure our laws against infanticide don't cover brainless babies, right? Y'all getting awfully grim over something that doesn't really affect you.
    The only thing that's grim is that we have lost out on a good opportunity to learn new things about the human brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arcana View Post
    for all we know the child could be horribly distressed or in severe discomfort from the condition it is in.
    I'm pretty sure it can't suffer with only a brain stem. All of the parts of the brain used for sensing and emotions are missing.

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    Can fish feel?

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    A fish would be more conscious than that baby.

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    Just harvest its organs, stemcells, corneas, ect. Its just a little meat sack with high value parts that can be individually sold/used. Since its not a person it doesn't have a "soul", so its like a little organ farm.

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    That baby could outlive us all in the case of a zombie attack. IT IS THE HOPE OF HUMANITY AGAINST ZOMBIES

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arcana View Post
    and for all we know the child could be horribly distressed or in severe discomfort from the condition it is in.
    No brain lobes + feeling pain (or anything) = no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    Can fish feel?
    yes, scientists have proven fish have complex nervous systems rivaling that of mammals, so yeah they can feel.

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    He is a "human suffering from Anencephaly disease". Yes, its quite terrible and he doesn't feel anything but still a human.

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    Of course, the killer question is this: How much of a human can you take away and still have a human?

    Is it the ability to think? To feel? To breathe? Is that child, or is it a changeling of man-meat?

    It's like seeing some brain-dead person lying in a hospital bed, or irreversibly mad. They say "As I am, you could be". Who wants to know that could be a human like them? Who wants the reminder, breathing there? Could that be a real person in that lump of meat? Or was it ever there, or has it gone screaming away with the lack of mind?

    Hell is not knowing.

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    Thats deep brah, real deep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyreth View Post
    Of course, the killer question is this: How much of a human can you take away and still have a human?

    Is it the ability to think? To feel? To breathe? Is that child, or is it a changeling of man-meat?

    It's like seeing some brain-dead person lying in a hospital bed, or irreversibly mad. They say "As I am, you could be". Who wants to know that could be a human like them? Who wants the reminder, breathing there? Could that be a real person in that lump of meat? Or was it ever there, or has it gone screaming away with the lack of mind?

    Hell is not knowing.
    If I take a raccoon and carve out it's brain, it's still a raccoon. If I chop a man's junk off, he's still a man. If I subsequently attach them to a woman, she's still a woman. Things are what they are.

    If it helps you, don't think so much about what any one individual is, think about the collective average. Any average thing of the same species as that baby can think, feel, breathe, etc. (not that those are, scientifically, the definition of a human). Flukes happen sometimes, it doesn't create a whole new species. Unless it breeds. So let's hope that baby doesn't get lucky later in life and produce an offspring he didn't know he made.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khamsin View Post
    So let's hope that baby doesn't get lucky later in life and produce an offspring he didn't know he made.
    Fuck that shit, this baby breeding the zombie apocalypse would be so fucking metal. Would totally explain an appetite for brai- oshit

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    I would go with Meatwad but Sealab reference is better imo

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    You're confusing "human" with "person". It is the former but not the latter. But semantics arguments are fucktarded and not something to be proud of winning, anyway.

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    This is almost as bad as letting your son be born without a dick then keeping him alive to deal with all his pent up testosterone.

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