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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerberoz View Post
    You're confusing "human" with "person". It is the former but not the latter. But semantics arguments are fucktarded and not something to be proud of winning, anyway.
    Are you positing that Meatwad is not a person?

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    1) The baby is brainless.
    2) Those without brains cannot have secrets.
    3) Therefore, the baby is not "A miserable little pile of secrets."
    4) Therefore, the baby is not a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockstaru View Post
    1) The baby is brainless.
    2) Those without brains cannot have secrets.
    3) Therefore, the baby is not "A miserable little pile of secrets."
    4) Therefore, the baby is not a man.
    Something with out a brain can not have a "personality" something without a personality can not be considered a "person" therefor it is nothing but a living organism. Fucking look at this shit jesus freaks and tell me if your god really exists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    Fucking look at this shit jesus freaks and tell me if your god really exists.
    http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/e...9aac2e980e.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockstaru View Post
    1) The baby is brainless.
    2) Those without brains cannot have secrets.
    3) Therefore, the baby is not "A miserable little pile of secrets."
    4) Therefore, the baby is not a man.
    *mind blown*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melpomene View Post
    yes, scientists have proven fish have complex nervous systems rivaling that of mammals, so yeah they can feel.
    Rhetorical.

    People are still arguing in this topic? I am disappoint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Finesse View Post
    Fuck that shit, this baby breeding the zombie apocalypse would be so fucking metal. Would totally explain an appetite for brai- oshit
    I have doubts that this kid will experience puberty even if he lives that long, since he's probably missing the pituitary gland.

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    He'll die within the year. Get over it.

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    If we connect the brainless baby's brain stem to one of these...maybe it'll...think


    http://skorcard.net/gamecheats/image...reamcast-3.jpg

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    What's wrong with a parent wanting to keep their offspring alive? It's the parents choice.


    As long as the parents are paying for it not the government.

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    Well, at this point I don't think they're really interfering at all. Assuming that the child is staying alive on its own, not with medical assistance. Receiving nourishment, somehow, from the mother/family isn't any different than any other 1 year old that can't provide food to itself, so why not just let it run the course and see what happens?

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    But what if i want to eat that baby?

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    You wouldn't worry as much about CJD as you would for a normal baby?

    <.<

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    But what if i want to eat that baby?
    The brain is the best part!
    That'd be like eating a pop tart without filling.

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