Office Hookups

**Aksannyi** · 2009-12-20 16:27

I've been screwing someone at work for a few months now. We're both major flirts so no one has caught wind of it. As far as anyone knows, we're just really good friends, which is true. In a sense.

We're also smart enough not to do anything at work, mostly because there are cameras all over the damn place, but also because we just don't want to risk getting caught. It's actually kind of fun to be so secretive.

**Cleverness** · 2009-12-20 20:27

Until March of this year I had been working a long time as a Math Tutor a a Community College in Manhattan. While not against the rules, we were advised to not get involved with the people we tutor. I did so for a few months, but considering the number of hot looking dumb chicks there are in NYC this didn't last for long and I had many several 'private tutoring' sessions. I pretty much had booty call chicks and in exchange I helped them for maybe an hour or 2 on math stuff outside of the school before tests and such sometimes, not the case with all but considering the big math nerd I am I didn't care much.

Was a fun time until this girl who was beyond help failed her class that semester, even after I spent alot of time helping her with math, referring her to other people who can help her out, practice tests, etc. Still failed cause she just can't retain information in any shape or form. Threatened to report me, whole big mess.

After that I pretty much don't mess with every single vagina that sat infront of me at work, or black chicks.

Also Aks I can't believe you're cheating on me. I didn't shave my Humes beard FOR YOU!

**Aksannyi** · 2009-12-20 20:30

That makes two of us who didn't shave their beard.

**Cleverness** · 2009-12-20 20:35

brb gonna vomit

**Aerides** · 2009-12-20 20:49

Don't shit where you eat

**Conformity** · 2009-12-20 20:52

Originally Posted by Aerides

Don't shit where you eat

Truth

**Qalbert** · 2009-12-20 20:53

friend of mine eats on the toilet to 'save time'

**Aksannyi** · 2009-12-20 20:54

Does he beat off while driving, too?

**Qalbert** · 2009-12-20 20:57

in all honesty I wouldn't be surprised

**Aksannyi** · 2009-12-20 21:00

Tbh it's a lot safer than texting and driving so it wouldn't bother me if he did.

**Sol-Blackguy** · 2009-12-20 21:05

What if the car's a manual?

**Aksannyi** · 2009-12-20 21:07

Get on the interstate so you won't have to downshift for a while.

I can only imagine that masturbating at 75 mph would be all kinds of awesome.

**Cleverness** · 2009-12-20 21:08

Only if you crash after you climax

**Aksannyi** · 2009-12-20 21:09

Would be awesome if you have OnStar.

"Sir, we'll be calling for help now..."

"OH GOD YESSSSSSSSSS"

"Sir?"

**Cleverness** · 2009-12-20 21:20

"Sir do you need any help?"

"No thanks I'm done now."

**Aksannyi** · 2009-12-20 21:20

lol

Sanoske · 2009-12-21 13:59

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Get on the interstate so you won't have to downshift for a while.

I can only imagine that masturbating at 75 mph would be all kinds of awesome.

True story.

**Callisto** · 2009-12-21 14:02

the girl I'm dating now is the only one I've dated that I didn't meet at work

I do think that hooking up with someone you work with has huge potential to backfire, and wouldn't really do it again ideally

that said the new receptionist here is fiiiiiine

**Callisto** · 2009-12-21 14:03

also I'd recommend doing it at least once if getting busy on her work desk is an option

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