You wouldn't have wanted pics of the orgy, two ugly chicks, a pencil thin one and two hairless skinny ass dudes. In hindsight would have been good blackmail though
You wouldn't have wanted pics of the orgy, two ugly chicks, a pencil thin one and two hairless skinny ass dudes. In hindsight would have been good blackmail though
No two ways about it, you left cause you're a homo
kids these days, hmmm
I dunno man, where down the road is "I was in an orgy with two ducks and some dudes when I was drunk.." gonna seem like a good story to tell? lol
use your imagination, imagine the shit you could get away with fat and ugly drunk chicks in an orgy
I love how people think orgy people look as good as porn stars
Xajii probably doesn't have a moustache, he can't be an orgy guy.
then you need orgy clothes
orgy curtains
orgy carpet
When I was 19 I fucked this short little fat girl with a jew fro that was stationed at my base in great lakes, fucked her behind a bush at the park in the middle of the base. Had to duck every time the base patrol came because they would flash their lights around.
Pulled her khaki shorts around her chubby cellulite thighs and put it in her ass and just wrecked it. Went back to the barracks where the guys who saw me walk away with her from the bar were outside bullshitting and smoking, they saw me walk around the corner and just busted open these huge ass grins and laughs while I regaled them with my champions conquest
Went upstairs to take a shower and when I pulled my pants down a waft of the worst shit smell hit my nose, I had like shit stains and some blood on my dick and balls, and mosquito bites all over my ass. I almost vomited and passed out at the same time but it was so awesome I just laughed it off and showered up.
I would do that shit again in a HEARTBEAT.
nothin worse than that crack-waft
if I ever smell that shit, I never go back
keep it clean girlie, seriously
I was running with this virgin chick for a while, real romantic like, and i was humoring her, letting things develop slow, it's all a matter of time -- it's not even a cocky thing, it will just happen
anyway a short while before we broke up I had her bent over, letting me watch her rub her cooch, I went to stimulate the b-hole and it was faintly muddy
GODDAMMIT
that shit never washes off man, fkng nasty
Alright, unsubscribing from this thread.
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