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    You wouldn't have wanted pics of the orgy, two ugly chicks, a pencil thin one and two hairless skinny ass dudes. In hindsight would have been good blackmail though

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    No two ways about it, you left cause you're a homo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xajii View Post
    You wouldn't have wanted pics of the orgy, two ugly chicks, a pencil thin one and two hairless skinny ass dudes. In hindsight would have been good blackmail though
    It's all about the life experiences man, the stories you tell years later and add your own extra details

    You gotta appreciate shit like that when it comes because like cheese and wine it ages with time and prospers in social settings

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    kids these days, hmmm

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    I dunno man, where down the road is "I was in an orgy with two ducks and some dudes when I was drunk.." gonna seem like a good story to tell? lol

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    use your imagination, imagine the shit you could get away with fat and ugly drunk chicks in an orgy

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
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    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    I love how people think orgy people look as good as porn stars

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    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    Xajii probably doesn't have a moustache, he can't be an orgy guy.

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    then you need orgy clothes

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    orgy curtains

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Finesse View Post
    use your imagination, imagine the shit you could get away with fat and ugly drunk chicks in an orgy
    "It smelled like sweat and I kept hearing these noises that reminded me of someone opening grilled cheese sandwiches.."

    I do see your point though.

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    orgy carpet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    orgy carpet
    the carpet is the orgy

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    When I was 19 I fucked this short little fat girl with a jew fro that was stationed at my base in great lakes, fucked her behind a bush at the park in the middle of the base. Had to duck every time the base patrol came because they would flash their lights around.

    Pulled her khaki shorts around her chubby cellulite thighs and put it in her ass and just wrecked it. Went back to the barracks where the guys who saw me walk away with her from the bar were outside bullshitting and smoking, they saw me walk around the corner and just busted open these huge ass grins and laughs while I regaled them with my champions conquest

    Went upstairs to take a shower and when I pulled my pants down a waft of the worst shit smell hit my nose, I had like shit stains and some blood on my dick and balls, and mosquito bites all over my ass. I almost vomited and passed out at the same time but it was so awesome I just laughed it off and showered up.

    I would do that shit again in a HEARTBEAT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    "It smelled like sweat and I kept hearing these noises that reminded me of someone opening grilled cheese sandwiches.."

    I do see your point though.
    lol exactly

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    nothin worse than that crack-waft

    if I ever smell that shit, I never go back




    keep it clean girlie, seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    "It smelled like sweat and I kept hearing these noises that reminded me of someone opening grilled cheese sandwiches.."

    I do see your point though.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Finesse View Post
    lol exactly
    uggghhhhh

    missed that somehow the first time, seriously man, no way in hell is there a revisit

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    I was running with this virgin chick for a while, real romantic like, and i was humoring her, letting things develop slow, it's all a matter of time -- it's not even a cocky thing, it will just happen

    anyway a short while before we broke up I had her bent over, letting me watch her rub her cooch, I went to stimulate the b-hole and it was faintly muddy

    GODDAMMIT


    that shit never washes off man, fkng nasty

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    Alright, unsubscribing from this thread.

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